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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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crazyH Sun 08-Mar-20 21:45:37

The sun has given my energy a boost
Nice to hear what it’s reproduced
But lo and behold

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Mar-20 06:08:30

The sun has given my energy a boost
Nice to hear what it’s reproduced
But lo and behold
Before the day's old

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Jangran99 Tue 10-Mar-20 08:29:06

The sun has given my energy a boost
Nice to hear what it’s reproduced
But lo and behold
Before the day's old
Inclement weather will be introduced

But should we all have to stay indoors

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Mar-20 13:14:48

But should we all have to stay indoors
We may have to if it violently pours

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Juliet27 Tue 10-Mar-20 19:29:28

But should we all have to stay indoors
We may have to if it violently pours
We’re now used to that

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Mar-20 13:16:35

But should we all have to stay indoors
We may have to if it violently pours
We're now used to that
I'll hang up my hat

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Juliet27 Thu 12-Mar-20 16:29:57

But should we all have to stay indoors
We may have to if it violently pours
We're now used to that
I'll hang up my hat
And maybe I’ll tidy some drawers.

A hopeful young traveller from France

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crazyH Thu 12-Mar-20 17:32:23

A hopeful young traveller from France
Offered to teach me how to dance

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Grany Thu 12-Mar-20 22:10:25

A hopeful young traveller from France
Offered to teach me how to dance
We started with the gavotte

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Oopsadaisy3 Thu 12-Mar-20 23:18:12

A hopeful young traveller from France
Offered to teach me how to dance
We started with the gavotte

But, light on my feet, I am not

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callgirl1 Thu 12-Mar-20 23:23:10

A hopeful young traveller from France
Offered to teach me how to dance
We started with the gavotte
But, light on my feet, I am not
And alas it turned into a prance.

Has anyone danced Strip the Willow?

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crazyH Fri 13-Mar-20 09:03:59

Has anyone danced Strip the Willow?
No, not me, I just strip the pillow

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Mar-20 09:10:21

Has anyone danced Strip the Willow?
No, not me, I just strip the pillow
Well I have, it's fun

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Juliet27 Fri 13-Mar-20 11:41:49

Has anyone danced Strip the Willow?
No, not me, I just strip the pillow
Well I have, it's fun
Around we’re spun

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 13-Mar-20 12:11:02

Has anyone danced Strip the Willow?
No, not me, I just strip the pillow
Well I have, it's fun
Around we're spun
As my full-skirted dress it did billow.

It's ages since I wore my dancing shoes

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Juliet27 Fri 13-Mar-20 12:25:32

It's ages since I wore my dancing shoes
Maybe at my silver wedding I muse

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callgirl1 Sun 15-Mar-20 00:24:39

It`s ages since I wore my dancing shoes
Maybe at my silver wedding I muse
They`re silver, and strappy,

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Mar-20 04:38:07

It`s ages since I wore my dancing shoes
Maybe at my silver wedding I muse
They're silver, and strappy,
Waltzing, we're happy

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crazyH Sun 15-Mar-20 10:30:57

It`s ages since I wore my dancing shoes
Maybe at my silver wedding I muse
They're silver, and strappy,
Waltzing, we're happy
As long as my corns don't get snappy!

With my layered skirts, I did the Jive

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crazyH Sun 15-Mar-20 10:33:29

Sorry , go that wrong:

It`s ages since I wore my dancing shoes
Maybe at my silver wedding I muse
They're silver, and strappy,
Waltzing, we're happy
At least they would come of some use.

With my layered skirts, I did the Jive

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Juliet27 Sun 15-Mar-20 10:56:42

With my layered skirts, I did the Jive
Anyone remember ‘I’ll give it five’?

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Mar-20 22:50:23

With my layered skirts, I did the Jive
Anyone remember ‘I’ll give it five’?
Where has the time gone?

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crazyH Sun 15-Mar-20 22:55:53

With my layered skirts, I did the Jive
Anyone remember ‘I’ll give it five’?
Where has the time gone?
Lovely memories, from dusk to dawn.

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Jangran99 Mon 16-Mar-20 00:00:37

With my layered skirts, I did the Jive
Anyone remember ‘I’ll give it five’?
Where has the time gone?
Lovely memories, from dusk to dawn
Of our youth and feeling alive.

Our days were happy and flirty

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crazyH Mon 16-Mar-20 00:09:33

Our days were happy and flirty
Not a care in the world, except Bertie

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