Limericks 16

That’s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel's my idea of hell

That`s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel`s my idea of hell
Always worried sick

That`s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel`s my idea of hell
Always worried sick
I could land in nick

That`s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel`s my idea of hell
Always worried sick
I could land in nick
On this thought, I dare not dwell

Bedtime can be any old time

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb
Then party all night

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb
Then party all night,
I look such a fright

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb
Then party all night,
I look such a fright
Oh no- my face is full of grime

My partying days seem to be over

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover
New found sobriety

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover
New found sobriety
My priority

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover
New found sobriety
My priority
Is exercise with that guy called Joe

He’s doing a special one for Seniors

He's doing a special one for Seniors
So we don't do ourselves misdemeanors

He's doing a special one for Seniors
So we don't do ourselves misdemeanors
It’s tough on old joints

He`s doing a special one for seniors
So we don`t do ourselves misdemeanors
It`s tough on old joints
So we give ourselves points

He's doing a special one for Seniors
So we don't do ourselves misdemeanors
It's tough on old joints
So we give ourselves points
But our antics scare the cleaners.

The old leotard is a bit snug

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug
Snacking all day long

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug
Snacking all day long
I daren’t wear a thong

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug
Snacking all day long
I daren't wear a thong
And can no longer do the jitterbug.

Speaking of slugs, in the garden

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden
The poor little things

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden
The poor little things
Are going round in rings

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden
The poor little things
Are going round in rings
You’ll not gain Winterwatch pardon!

The birds will start nesting quite soon

The birds will start nesting quite soon
Small creatures will dance with the moon