LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

When Dilly had got herself slim
She decided to join a gym
To maintain her weight
She jogged with a mate
You won’t believe it !! They’re so trim!

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”
"Won't do it if I am annoy'n you."

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”
I won’t if I am annoy'n you."
But I like to chat

I asked “D’ya mind if I join you?”
I won’t if I am annoy'n you."
But I like to chat
Hope you don’t mind that

I asked "D'ya mind if I join you?"
I won't if I am annoy'n you."
But I like to chat
Hope you don't mind that
We all need to talk, join the queue.

We'll chat while we wait for the bus

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us
Been waiting long?

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us
Been waiting long?
From early this dawn?

We'll chat while we wait for the bus
And hope it don't hurtle past us
Been waiting long?
From early this dawn?
If 'twer me, I would yell and I'd cuss!

The thunder is crashing and banging

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging
I`m scared they will smash

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging
I`m scared they will smash
And cost lots of cash

The thunder is crashing and banging
I can hear my windows clanging
I'm scared they will smash
And cost lots of cash
And my nerves are all a-jangling.

This old house needs a make-over

This old house needs a make-over
Then we will all be in clover

This old house needs a make-over
Then we will all be in clover
The walls, I’ll paint red

This old house needs a make-over
Then we will all be in clover
The walls, I’ll paint red
On the ceiling, a bed

This old house needs a make over
Then we will all be in clover
The walls I`ll paint red
On the ceiling, a bed
Be careful if you roll over

Please, spend the night here for a dare

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care
You'll hear creaks and groans

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care
You'll hear creaks and groans
And shudders and moans

Please, spend the night here for a dare
The resident ghost, he won’t care
You'll hear creaks and groans
And shudders and moans
If he's in a bad mood then beware.

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare
Decided to, never cut her hair

A girl from Weston-Super-Mare
Decided to, never cut her hair
It grew down to Dover

A girl from Weston-super-Mare
Decided to never cut her hair
It grew down to Dover
Went wild, moreover

A girl from Weston-super-Mare
Decided to never cut her hair
It grew down to Dover
Went wild, moreover
Her boyfriend was bald, what a pair!!!!

Everyone stared as they walked past