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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Hellogirl1 Sat 03-Jul-21 21:44:29

Everyone stared as they walked past
I`m sure that romance will not last

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crazyH Sat 03-Jul-21 22:59:36

Everyone stared as they walked past
I`m sure that romance will not last
He told her one day

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Jangran99 Sun 04-Jul-21 10:06:02

Everyone stared as they walked past
I`m sure that romance will not last
He told her one day
Her use of hair spray

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henetha Sun 04-Jul-21 10:58:25

Everyone stared as they walked past
I`m sure that romance will not last
He told her one day
Her use of hair spray
Made him sneeze, and her hair too vast.

"So please stop" , he said with a smile

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FarNorth Sun 04-Jul-21 11:02:11

"So please stop" , he said with a smile
"And try being bald, for a while"

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crazyH Sun 04-Jul-21 13:56:22

So please stop" , he said with a smile
"And try being bald, for a while"
We’ll make a good pair

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Jul-21 16:54:48

So please stop" , he said with a smile
"And try being bald, for a while"
We’ll make a good pair
With the absence of hair

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Jangran99 Sun 04-Jul-21 19:59:18

So please stop" , he said with a smile
"And try being bald, for a while"
We’ll make a good pair
The absence of hair
Will certainly raise our profile

The rain is coming down in sheets

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FarNorth Sun 04-Jul-21 20:07:28

The rain is coming down in sheets
We paddle through all of our streets

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Jul-21 21:00:30

The rain is coming down in sheets
We paddle through all of our streets
These climate events

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Hellogirl1 Sun 04-Jul-21 21:21:32

The rain is coming down in sheets
We paddle through all of our streets
These climate events
Folk end up in tents

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Jangran99 Mon 05-Jul-21 09:42:34

The rain is coming down in sheets
We paddle through all of our streets
These climate events
Folk end up in tents
Having beaten hasty retreats.

My neighbour’s name is Ó Laoghaire

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Jul-21 19:05:54

My neighbour’s name is Ó Laoghaire
And although he seems so cheery

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FarNorth Mon 05-Jul-21 19:09:05

My neighbour’s name is Ó Laoghaire
And although he seems so cheery
Each month at full moon

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Jangran99 Mon 05-Jul-21 23:11:31

My neighbour’s name is Ó Laoghaire
And although he seems so cheery
Each month at full moon
So sadly he'll croon

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Hellogirl1 Mon 05-Jul-21 23:48:48

My neighbour`s name is O`Laoghaire
And although he seems ever so cheery
Each month at full moon
So sadly he`ll croon
Although he smells really beery

The beer takes his mind off his woes

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Jul-21 09:07:57

The beer takes his mind off his woes
As he plots evil 'gainst his foes

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FarNorth Tue 06-Jul-21 09:40:24

The beer takes his mind off his woes
As he plots evil 'gainst his foes
On just that one night

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GoldenLady Tue 06-Jul-21 14:07:21

The beer takes his mind off his woes
As he plots evil 'gainst his foes
On just that one night
Oh my, what a sight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Jul-21 15:06:26

The beer takes his mind off his woes
As he plots evil 'gainst his foes
On just that one night
Oh my, what a sight
He stamped on his enemy's toes.

It used to be so quiet here

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crazyH Wed 07-Jul-21 15:12:35

It used to be so quiet here
Not since he arrived, Larry Leer

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GoldenLady Wed 07-Jul-21 15:53:04

It used to be so quiet here
Not since he arrived, Larry Leer
With his deafening bellow

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Hellogirl1 Wed 07-Jul-21 22:30:46

It used to be so quiet here
Not since he arrived, Larry Leer
With deaf`ning bellow
What a loud fellow

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crazyH Wed 07-Jul-21 22:39:13

It used to be so quiet here
Not since he arrived, Larry Leer
With deaf`ning bellow
What a loud fellow
And it’s hell, when he’s had a beer !!!

Walks round the streets with a foghorn

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FarNorth Thu 08-Jul-21 14:44:39

Walks round the streets with a foghorn
Till we wish he'd not been born

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