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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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henetha Tue 20-Jul-21 10:27:51

Just then the door crashed to the ground
And scattered onlookers around
Ten coppers rushed in
And said, with a grin

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Crocus5 Tue 20-Jul-21 10:28:35

Just then the door crashed to the ground
And scattered onlookers around
Ten coppers rushed in
“What is all this din.”

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 11:23:57

Just then the door crashed to the ground
And scattered onlookers around
Ten coppers rushed in
‘What is all this din ?’
My twerking had caused a rude sound!

The scrabble tiles squashed by the sink

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FarNorth Tue 20-Jul-21 12:28:11

The scrabble tiles squashed by the sink
I thought I might land in the clink

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Jul-21 12:32:33

The scrabble tiles squashed by the sink
I thought I might land in the clink
I gasped with the shock

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 14:54:46

The scrabble tiles squashed by the sink
I thought I might land in the clink
I gasped with the shock
As I saw my best frock

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Crocus5 Tue 20-Jul-21 17:05:49

The scrabble tiles squashed by the sink
I thought I might land in the clink
I gasped with the shock
As I saw my best frock
Thought, how I could do with a drink

I once had a beautiful dress

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 19:08:37

I once had a beautiful dress
But my hair always looked a right mess

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FarNorth Tue 20-Jul-21 21:39:37

I once had a beautiful dress
But my hair always looked a right mess
I shaved it right off

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Hellogirl1 Tue 20-Jul-21 21:40:29

I once had a beautiful dress
But my hair always looked a mess
So I had a perm

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 21:54:40

I once had a beautiful dress
But my hair always looked a right mess
I shaved it right off
So I looked a right toff

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Jul-21 08:25:31

I once had a beautiful dress
But my hair always looked a right mess
I shaved it right off
So I looked aright toff
Did anyone say, "More is less?"

I care about fashion no more

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 09:07:46

I care about fashion no more
And turned my back on all haute couture

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Mollygo Wed 21-Jul-21 09:10:18

I care about fashion no more
Turned my back on all haute couture
In leggings and crocs

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 09:14:37

I care about fashion no more
Turned my back in all haute couture
In leggings and crocs
I’ve binned furs and frocks

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henetha Wed 21-Jul-21 11:58:17

I care about fashion no more
Turned my back in all haute couture
In leggings and crocs
I’ve binned furs and frocks
And frequently smell of manure.

It's because I work on a farm

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:15:26

It’s because I work on a farm
I find the pigs make me feel calm

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Jul-21 13:07:21

It's because I work on a farm
I find the pigs make me feel calm
They don't care how I dress

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 13:16:31

It’s because I work on a farm
I find the pigs make me feel calm
They don’t care how I dress
They eat caviar or cress

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crazyH Wed 21-Jul-21 13:37:23

It’s because I work on a farm
I find the pigs make me feel calm
They don’t care how I dress
They eat caviar or cress
And they love the smell of my Balm

Sometimes I wish I was glam’rous

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 15:22:43

Sometimes I wish I was glam’rous
Then the chappies around might be amorous

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Crocus5 Wed 21-Jul-21 16:16:40

Sometimes I wish I was glam’rous
Then the chappies around might be amorous
They’d woo me and dine me

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 16:47:20

Sometimes I wish I was glam’rous
Then the chappies around might be amorous
They’d woo me and dine me
Just to get their bangers free

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FarNorth Wed 21-Jul-21 21:27:46

Sometimes I wish I was glam’rous
Then the chappies around might be amorous
They’d woo me and dine me
To get their bangers free
In fact they could get quite clam'rous.

But glamour would be too much fuss

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crazyH Wed 21-Jul-21 21:41:30

But glamour would be too much fuss
No car, so have to take a bus

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