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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 22:42:44

But glamour would be too much fuss
No car, so have to take the bus
The farm’s far behind me

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crazyH Wed 21-Jul-21 22:45:39

But glamour would be too much fuss
No car, so have to take the bus
The farm’s far behind me
Ahead I can see

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 22:48:28

But glamour would be too much fuss
No car, so have to take the bus
The farm’s far behind me
Ahead I can see
A sign advertising a truss.

The bus suddenly screeched to a stop

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Hellogirl1 Wed 21-Jul-21 23:30:14

The bus suddenly screeched to a stop
Right out in front there was a cop

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nanna8 Wed 21-Jul-21 23:56:03

The bus suddenly screeched to a stop
Right out in front there was a cop
A murder most foul

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FarNorth Thu 22-Jul-21 10:12:41

The bus screeched to a sudden stop
Right out in front there was a cop
A murder most foul
I started to howl

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henetha Thu 22-Jul-21 11:07:26

The bus screeched to a sudden stop
Right out in front there was a cop
A murder most foul
I started to howl
And then they arrested my pop.

In handcuffs they led him away

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Crocus5 Thu 22-Jul-21 12:38:14

In handcuffs they led him away
Oh dear, what a terrible day

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 14:41:16

In handcuffs they led him away
Oh dear, what a terrible day
A lawyer he’ll need

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Jul-21 15:17:58

In handcuffs they led him away
Oh dear, what a terrible day
A lawyer he'll need
For his awful deed

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Jul-21 16:00:24

In handcuffs they led him away
Oh dear, what a terrible day
A lawyer he'll need
For his awful deed
A very steep price he will pay.

The judge looked forbidding and stern

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 16:32:27

The judge looked forbidding and stern
The wicked will just have to learn

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GoldenLady Thu 22-Jul-21 18:57:41

The judge looked forbidding and stern
The wicked will just have to learn
You are sentenced to jail!

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Jangran99 Thu 22-Jul-21 18:59:57

The judge looked forbidding and stern
The wicked will just have to learn
You’re sentenced to jail!
Justice will not fail

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 19:16:59

The judge looked forbidding and stern
The wicked will just have to learn
You’re sentenced to jail
Justice will not fail
You’re lucky you’re not going to burn !

They led my poor dad from the dock

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Mollygo Thu 22-Jul-21 19:27:23

They led my poor dad from the dock
We heard the loud click of the lock

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 19:31:01

They led my poor dad from the dock
We heard the loud click of the lock
We all started sobbing

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FarNorth Thu 22-Jul-21 20:07:10

They led my poor dad from the dock
We heard the loud click of the lock
We all started sobbing
The next case was robbing

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 22:02:55

They led my poor dad from the dock
We heard the loud click of the lock
We all started sobbing
The next case was robbing
They hung him right there - by the clock !

Pa never came up for parole

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Hellogirl1 Thu 22-Jul-21 23:01:15

Pa never came up for parole
He did his time digging for coal

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Infinity2 Thu 22-Jul-21 23:12:31

Pa never came up for parole
He did his time digging for coal
His hands were all dirty

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crazyH Fri 23-Jul-21 00:10:44

Pa never came up for parole
He did his time digging for coal
His hands were all dirty
His face was all murky

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Mollygo Fri 23-Jul-21 07:14:41

Pa never came up for parole
He did his time digging for coal
His hands were all dirty
His face was all murky
But reaching the end was his goal.

At last he was free in the sun

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FarNorth Fri 23-Jul-21 08:54:18

At last he was free in the sun
And said "Now I will have some fun"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 23-Jul-21 08:58:19

At last he was free in the sun
And said, "Now I will have some fun"
He ran up the street

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