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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Mollygo Fri 23-Jul-21 09:03:52

At last he was free in the sun
And said, “Now I will have some fun,”
He ran up the street
Wrapped up in a sheet

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henetha Fri 23-Jul-21 10:57:52

At last he was free in the sun
And said, “Now I will have some fun,”
He ran up the street
Wrapped up in a sheet
And pretended to be a nun.

To the local convent he ran

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 12:57:11

To the local covent he ran
But they screamed out in horror - A MAN !

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Jul-21 15:15:43

To the local convent he ran
But they screamed out in horror - A MAN !
So, back in the clink

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Crocus5 Fri 23-Jul-21 15:31:34

To the local convent he ran
But they screamed out in hotter - A MAN
So back in the clink
Whoever would think

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Jul-21 17:39:27

To the local convent he ran
They screamed out in horror - A MAN
So back in the clink
Whoever would think
He’d risk being back in the can.

My husband is so forgetful

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 17:41:59

To the local convent he ran
But they screamed out in horror - A MAN !
So back in the clink
Whoever would think
He’d end up right back in the can !

But sadly poor Pa fell down dead

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Jul-21 20:16:02

But sadly poor Pa fell down dead
And these last words to me he said

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Hellogirl1 Fri 23-Jul-21 21:36:13

But sadly poor Pa fell down dead
And these last words to me he said
"Just stick by the law"

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Infinity2 Fri 23-Jul-21 21:44:10

But sadly poor Pa fell down dead
And these last words to me he said
Just stick by the law
Don’t murder no more

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FarNorth Fri 23-Jul-21 22:59:44

But sadly poor Pa fell down dead
And these last words to me he said
Just stick by the law
Don’t murder no more
And make sure your accounts are not red.

A debtor I never shall be

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FarNorth Fri 23-Jul-21 23:00:19

But sadly poor Pa fell down dead
And these last words to me he said
Just stick by the law
Don’t murder no more
Make sure your accounts are not red.

A debtor I never shall be

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Jul-21 03:02:15

A debtor I never shall be
I live economical-lee

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Mollygo Sat 24-Jul-21 06:08:13

A debtor I never shall be
I live economical-lee
My bills are prompt paid

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 10:48:12

A debtor I never shall be
I live economical-Lee
My bills are prompt paid
The bailiffs waylaid

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 15:07:46

A debtor I never shall be
I live economical-Lee
My bills are prompt paid
The bailiffs waylaid
And a bank balance most will envy (if only!)

I wish I could join the circus

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FarNorth Sat 24-Jul-21 15:15:26

I wish I could join the circus
And live in a remodeled bus

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 16:33:17

I wish I could join a circus
And live in a remodelled bus
I’ll drive here and there

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 16:58:47

I wish I could join a circus
And live in a remodelled bus
I’ll drive here and there
And camp everywhere

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Mollygo Sat 24-Jul-21 17:20:39

I wish I could join a circus
And live in a remodelled bus
I’ll drive here and there
And camp everywhere
And if it starts raining I’ll cuss!

But high on my flying trapeze

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Grany Sat 24-Jul-21 17:24:46

But high on my flying trapeze
It's really cool I'm on a breeze

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FarNorth Sat 24-Jul-21 17:58:33

But high on my flying trapeze
It's really cool I'm on a breeze
I fly upside down

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crazyH Sat 24-Jul-21 18:03:40

But high on my flying trapeze
It's really cool I'm on a breeze
I fly upside down
I can see the clown

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Infinity2 Sat 24-Jul-21 19:15:02

But high on my flying trapeze
It’s really cool I’m on a breeze
I fly upside down
I can see the clown
To the right of the elephant’s knees.

The juggler is juggling with fire

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Hellogirl1 Sat 24-Jul-21 20:13:30

The juggler is juggling with fire
Trying to toss higher and higher

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