LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

Does he charge by the day, I ask
In Monty’s presence I could bask
It might take him weeks
While my tools he seeks ?
I’ll ply him with wine , by the cask

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
We can plan out the beds
With our two expert heads

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
Then digging will start

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
We can plan out the beds
With our two expert heads

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
Then digging will start
We’ll both look the part

We'll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
Then digging will start
We'll both look the part
Of beautiful gardens we're fans.

There is a young gardener I know

There is a young gardener I know
Who plans out the flower beds just so

With blooms bright and sassy

There is a young gardener I know
Who plans out flower beds just so
With blooms that are bright
A beautiful sight

There is a young gardener I know
Who plans out flower beds just so
With blooms that are bright
A beautiful sight
And he's very good with his hoe.

No weeds are allowed to survive

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may survive

Sorry - senior moment.....

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive
Round the pergola

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive
Round the pergola
Grows our viola

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive
Round the pergola
Grows our viola
And busy lizzies line our drive

You won’t believe me when I say

You won’t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay

You won`t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay
Dancing by moonlight

You won`t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay
Dancing by moonlight
A beautiful sight

You won`t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay
Dancing by moonlight
A beautiful sight
We're getting quite carried away

My Bert and I always have thought

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort
We then realised

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort
We then realised
And we were surprised

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort
We then realised
And we were surprised
That we’re nothing like we were taught

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’
We were not taught that in school

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’
We were not taught that in school
As back in those days