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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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crazyH Mon 07-Jun-21 16:46:49

Does he charge by the day, I ask
In Monty’s presence I could bask
It might take him weeks
While my tools he seeks ?
I’ll ply him with wine , by the cask

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans

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GoldenLady Mon 07-Jun-21 23:34:18

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans

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biglouis Tue 08-Jun-21 00:19:36

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
We can plan out the beds
With our two expert heads

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FarNorth Tue 08-Jun-21 00:20:23

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
Then digging will start

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FarNorth Tue 08-Jun-21 00:20:54

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
We can plan out the beds
With our two expert heads

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Jun-21 06:50:42

We’ll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
Then digging will start
We’ll both look the part

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 08-Jun-21 08:25:17

We'll sit side by side and draw plans
While we drink merlot out of cans
Then digging will start
We'll both look the part
Of beautiful gardens we're fans.

There is a young gardener I know

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biglouis Tue 08-Jun-21 11:23:43

There is a young gardener I know
Who plans out the flower beds just so

With blooms bright and sassy

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Jun-21 21:32:53

There is a young gardener I know
Who plans out flower beds just so
With blooms that are bright
A beautiful sight

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henetha Wed 09-Jun-21 10:32:11

There is a young gardener I know
Who plans out flower beds just so
With blooms that are bright
A beautiful sight
And he's very good with his hoe.

No weeds are allowed to survive

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Ashcombe Wed 09-Jun-21 10:47:12

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may survive

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Ashcombe Wed 09-Jun-21 10:48:21

Sorry - senior moment.....

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Jun-21 14:34:42

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive
Round the pergola

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Grany Thu 10-Jun-21 20:54:46

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive
Round the pergola
Grows our viola

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crazyH Thu 10-Jun-21 21:22:36

No weeds are allowed to survive
In order that flowers may thrive
Round the pergola
Grows our viola
And busy lizzies line our drive

You won’t believe me when I say

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FarNorth Thu 10-Jun-21 21:37:22

You won’t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay

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Hellogirl1 Thu 10-Jun-21 23:29:31

You won`t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay
Dancing by moonlight

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henetha Fri 11-Jun-21 12:05:35

You won`t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay
Dancing by moonlight
A beautiful sight

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FarNorth Fri 11-Jun-21 12:07:54

You won`t believe me when I say
That DH and I are now gay
Dancing by moonlight
A beautiful sight
We're getting quite carried away

My Bert and I always have thought

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Jun-21 15:49:49

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort

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crazyH Fri 11-Jun-21 17:10:37

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort
We then realised

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Jun-21 20:28:48

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort
We then realised
And we were surprised

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Jun-21 08:50:07

My Bert and I always have thought
That we are quite a happy sort
We then realised
And we were surprised
That we’re nothing like we were taught

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’

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crazyH Sat 12-Jun-21 09:01:17

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’
We were not taught that in school

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Jun-21 12:15:32

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’
We were not taught that in school
As back in those days

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