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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Jun-21 12:35:19

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’
We were not taught that in school
As back in those days
We just wrote essays

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Jun-21 13:41:20

We don’t seem to follow the ‘rule’
We were not taught that in school
As back in those days
We just wrote
And most of them were pretty "cool."

A hiker encountered a skunk

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crazyH Sat 12-Jun-21 16:06:02

A hiker encountered a skunk
Smell was awful, he did a bunk

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FarNorth Sat 12-Jun-21 16:13:55

A hiker encountered a skunk
Smell was awful, he did a bunk
With skunk close behind

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Hellogirl1 Sat 12-Jun-21 18:08:51

A hiker encountered a skunk
Smell was awful, he did a bunk
With skunk close behind
It thought him unkind

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Jun-21 20:06:12

A hiker encountered a skunk
Smell was awful, he did a bunk
With skunk close behind
It thought him unkind
But alas, the whole neighborhood stunk.

I love macaroni and cheese

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crazyH Sat 12-Jun-21 22:52:41

I love macaroni and cheese
Not slathered in ketchup, no, please

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Hellogirl1 Sat 12-Jun-21 23:09:44

Just plain, on it`s own

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Hellogirl1 Sat 12-Jun-21 23:11:03

Sorry, forgot the rest!

I love macaroni and cheese
Not slathered in ketchup, no please
Just plain, on it`s own

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crazyH Sat 12-Jun-21 23:22:31

I love macaroni and cheese
Not slathered in ketchup, no please
Just plain, on it`s own
In a deep round bowl

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 13-Jun-21 10:22:26

I love macaroni and cheese
Not slathered in ketchup, no please
Just plain, on its own
In a deep round bowl
Atop a spoon of small green peas.

For afters there must be a sweet

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henetha Sun 13-Jun-21 10:42:01

For afters there must be a sweet
Without it no meal is complete

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FarNorth Sun 13-Jun-21 11:11:52

For afters there must be a sweet
Without it no meal is complete
Ice cream or sorbet

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Jun-21 15:40:15

For afters there must be a sweet
Without it no meal is complete
Ice cream or sorbet
Would prompt a loud "Yay!"

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Hellogirl1 Sun 13-Jun-21 22:39:07

For afters there must be a sweet
Without it no meal is complete
Ice cream or sorbet
Would prompt a loud "Yay!"
But Black Forest cannot be beat

A peach melba also is fine

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crazyH Mon 14-Jun-21 08:39:00

A peach melba also is fine
Had that when I went out to dine

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FarNorth Mon 14-Jun-21 08:50:36

A peach melba also is fine
Had that when I went out to dine
With Alfred my beau

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Jun-21 09:29:21

A peach melba also is fine
Had that when I went out to dine
With Alfred my beau
He has lots of dough

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crazyH Mon 14-Jun-21 09:50:32

A peach melba also is fine
Had that when I went out to dine
With Alfred my beau
He has lots of dough
He told me he has a gold mine

Should I believe him? I don’t know

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henetha Mon 14-Jun-21 11:13:12

Should I believe him? I don’t know,
Might be worth giving him a go

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FarNorth Mon 14-Jun-21 11:14:54

Should I believe him? I don’t know,
Might be worth giving him a go
Golddigger? Not me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Jun-21 13:04:42

Should I believer him? I don't know
Might be worth giving him a go
Gold-digger? Not me
Not for all the tea

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GoldenLady Mon 14-Jun-21 16:37:53

Should I believer him? I don't know
Might be worth giving him a go
Gold-digger? Not me
Not for all the tea
But for diamonds, he might be my beau.

Lucille had a large derriere

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FarNorth Mon 14-Jun-21 17:13:21

Lucille had a large derriere
And, really, she just did not care

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Grany Mon 14-Jun-21 22:16:43

Lucille had a large derriere
And, really, she just did not care
It wobbled and bounced

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