A new and humorous story - add a couple of sentences

Sorry LindaPat cross posted!

A parrot cage and a packet of anti histamine tablets . He moved to the window whispering 'Polly , my sweet come to your Uncle Bob , you're worth a fortune to me ' . Polly was being sunned out in the garden , but she had spied Robert de Niro and shouted .......

oops sorry , ignore my post , I've spoiled the story !

tiredoldwoman

oops sorry , ignore my post , I've spoiled the story !

Yours has more possibilities, so ignore mine.

“Robert de Niro’s waiting, Talking...Italian”

Nora stared at him in horror and vowed that never again would she serve her pea pod wine. She thought about dialling 999. But then he stirred and she said "How's your head?"

It was then that she spotted the second de Niro, the one trying to steal the parrot.

Quick, quick! N. Parker shouted. Do any of you know how to play the violin?

Well, that did it!
Soon all the neighbours were in their gardens making a cacophony with anything resembling a musical instrument they could grab hold of.

What a racket thought Nora. She asked Robert to come to the back room with her where it was quieter. No more wine for you. Have a cup of tea.

She got out her selection.if herbs carefully dried from.the garden and brewed an excellent concoction for for a king

It was an ancient love potion recipe handed down through the generations . She stirred it carefully wondering if it would , again work for her , after all her last visitor who fell instantly in love with her was .......

Now buried in the garden as it turned out that he was a nightmare to live with. But the neighbours didn't know anything about that particular episode.

As she poured the tea into two china cups , a flustered Robert de Niro came through the door , feathers fluttering in his wake , carrying his violin case from which came strange squawking sounds ." Tea , Mr de Niro?" she asked .
" Robert de Niro's waiting - talking Italian " came a muffled voice from the case ......

( thanks calendar girl ! )

Obviously she had honed her skills in ventriloquism

For a gruff voice behind Robert called out 'Stop right there!'.

And in came a second 'Robert'. Am I seeing things thought Nora. But the first Robert said, in that drawl of his. "Nora, this is my stunt man and body double. You see we're filming a commercial in this locality, and Polly is just the extra we need".

All we need now is

for you to pose naked with the parrot to advertise the holiday in the Amazon rainforest. She started to disrobe but looking at the rolls round her middle he changed his mind and shouted, "

"My eyes! My eyes!"

Just at that moment there was a loud bang and a crack police squad battered the front door down.

Hands and wings up , face and beaks to the wall ! They screamed , guns and batons pointing menacingly .....

Hang on boys said Robert. You've got the wrong shoot here. You're due on that film location three roads north of here. Look at this poor lady here. Be off with you.

But all he got was mean scowls and a shot was fired into the ceiling.