A new and humorous story - add a couple of sentences

"There's one back at the house" said Daphne. "Get a move on Robert and we'll soon fix you up".

"Well just make sure I don't blow away," said Dotty. "It happened once before and I went high into the sky!"

Ten minutes later...

Robert gasped as Aunt Dotty suddenly slumped forward. He had to use all his strength and previous experience in odd situations to save the day. What on earth ...

... was she doing with two sandbags attached to her shoulders by straps. No chance of her flying away thought Robert. Dotty began to stir and.....

one strap broke so she drifted upwards, then the other strap broke! Perhaps I can make my skirt into a parachute and
then ...

land gracefully in the middle of that school playing field. Robert, who never switched off from his filming obsession, whipped out his camera and, having moved the taxi to the side of the grass verge ...

... began filming Dotty as she floated quite beautifully down, till she alighted on the newly mown grass. Dotty sat up looking rather surprised, it was then that she spotted the Air Ambulance. Oh, my goodness me she exclaimed, someone must have dialed 999.....

Two men dashed up with a stretcher calling out 'who is hurt?' We all looked blank but someone must have called them. Who would do that and why?

"Nothing to see here!" exclaimed Dotty but she thanked them for their concern. "This is just a routine exercise." She brushed herself down and ...

went back to preening herself in front of a mirror. The ambulance men were a bit miffed. "We could have been out saving lives" They moaned ...

She had seen what he had in the violin case so dosed him up with sleeping pills in his wine.
"There'll be none of that in this house." She said...