A new and humorous story - add a couple of sentences

It burst the waterbed in the room above, the ceiling came down and they all stood soaked and covered in plaster.

Oh that was my pride and joy, you wicked, wicked, wicked boy, cried Nora.

All at once the room emptied, as people scattered in all directions and disappeared into the distance.
All except Nora and the parrot ?, who.....

said "Polly put the kettle on". Nora thought not, and went to the front door, opened it and....

There stood six burly firefighters. Where's the fire, asked the tall, dark, handsome fire chief...

No fire, just chaos said Nora, and she just burst into tears. "Never mind love, come and have a cup of tea outside in the van." They went outside and,....

Nora hoiked her skirt up to climb into the cab.
"I heard they call her batty" remarked Boris. As her ankles passed ...

his eye, he thought they were quite shapely. Then Flora Bucket rushed across to the cab and said "Goodness Nora, what's been going on? We've now got the boy wonder tennis player who won Wimbledon years ago. What's he doing here?"

"Let me explain," said. . . .

the tall, dark, handsome fire chief. Years ago Becker and I used to enjoy a game of tennis. That's him, sitting in the cab, admiring Nora's ankles. Likes to volunteer for a bit of fire fighting these days.

....just watch out if you find yourself in any lifts with him.

He might start practicing his backhanders on you because he just can’t help himself. The best thing to do is to ...

Walk up the stairs instead. You'll feel safer and the exercise will do you good. But be careful you don't...

.... trip up on Nora's stockings....

At this Nora glared at him and hoisted her stocking up and tied them in a knot to her bra straps.

"Are you going to sort out my house?"
Then Flora came along and asked Boris to go to her posher sister Daphne who lived at the end of the road, with a tennis court at the back.

"She'd love to give you a game, she has a tremendous back hand. Have you brought your racket?" She has the balls.

"She has loads of rackets," said Dick and Dora the children who lived near Nora, "she lets us play there sometimes."

Just then the sky darkened, lightening flashed. The thunder rumbled and the rain poured down drenching everyone. Run yelled Dick....

Boris grabbed hold of Flora's hand and they all ran down the lane to Daphne's house. But on reaching the entrance to the drive they were astonished to see....

Andre Agassi was already sitting on a horse in the driveway.

Daphne shouted from behind him on the horse-
‘It’s ok I can explain......

Andre is my fourth cousin twice removed and he was horsing around when we heard the fire truck and then he saw Boris so he thought he’d hang around for some horse d’ oeuvres...

Just then a delivery guy from Deliveroo (whom no one was expecting) rode up with a back pack full of Chinese food. He beamed. "I hope no one minds but ...

I can't find Humbledown Hovel so I was wondering if I could leave it with you lot?

Off he went, so we then contemplated eating the lot. The children were all starving hungry and so were we, so we decided to