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open the pack and in it we found all sorts of goodies. Daphne rushed down with her paper napkins, festooned with tennis rackets and flamingoes and said...

Have a huge picnic on the front lawn of Flora Bucket's.
Deep in the bottom of the deliveroo bag was a seeing kit, some raisins and ...

Some veggie samosas which made their hands quite sticky and greasy. So the paper napkins came in useful for wiping

their hands for Daphne told them to make sure they were not sticky before they picked up any tennis balls.

There was so much to eat that they all had to lie down and rest because they were so full. Suddenly Daphne remembered something important and jumped up, shouting ...

... "I was meant to be meeting Aunt Dotty off the train for her annual stay with us. I'd hate for her to think we'd forgotten all about her. We must dash ..."

Having discovered the car wouldn't start, Boris offered to take her to the station in the fire engine.
" Oh I couldn't possibly accept.... "

I would feel soooo guilty. What if there was a fire somewhere and you were needed? Imagine that on social media

"But look who's that there? Why it's Robert driving his taxi"
He said, "Hop in the back lady, and off we go!"

Daphne felt something move beside her and when she turned, saw the kangaroo with a hat on.

This was something of a surprise, as they had not been formally introduced. "Whats your name?" She asked.

I would have thought that was obvious ,was the reply

"Roo, that's me. I have a role in Robert's commercial he's filming".

"So whats the commercial advertising then? And how much are they paying you? Do kangaroos need money?"

Peanut butter of course! But ssh or you'll get me the sack. I've got a mortgage, 3 kids & a wife to support just like anyone else. Last week I was a gorilla in....

central Africa, deep in the jungle. Hails of bullets flying around my head. I can tell you I have some exciting tales to tell from that adventure.

But that's nothing to what Aunt Dotty's been up to. You'd never guess from her staid appearance that she's been around the world on some very unusual missions. Why only last week, she was in ...

A nightclub in Cairo doing a belly dance and determined to get close with this dangerous international arms dealer. That was her mission. You do know she was recruited by MI6 way back when she was at university in ...

the sixties. But look she's there. Daphne waved at the figure laden with shopping bags, who bore down on the taxi, and asked how Flora and neighbour Nora were, and who was the fellow in fancy dress.

"Quick, budge up!" she bellowed. "Move off, I think I'm being followed." My trip last week was meant to be Top Secret, but I fear ...

that word has got out about my adventures. Im afraid the Russian mafia will be after me even here in London where I believed I was safe. I will need to

change into my disguise of a Sumo wrestler who's here for a week's holiday in Margate. That always works because....

My midriff bulge has got out of hand and my old Playtex girdle has given up the ghost. Besides, Margate has an above-average number of sumo wrestlers resident because...

many of the homes are unusually large. So, once disguised, I fit right in. But the problem was,

my sumo wrestling outfit is inflatable. If I'm not careful it'll burst with a loud, "Pfft" and then the game will be up. Has anyone a bicycle repair kit handy?"