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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Apr-22 14:05:15

Tilly was such a mean tightwad
She’d not pay for shoes to be shod

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Crocus5 Wed 06-Apr-22 16:53:23

Tilly was such a mean tightwad
She’d not pay for shoes to be shod
They’re right down at heel

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NanKate Wed 06-Apr-22 17:12:43

Tilly was such a mean tightwad
She’d not pay for shoes to be shod
They’re right down at heel
She can’t even conceal

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Apr-22 18:24:10

Tilly was such a mean tightwad
She’d not pay for shoes to be shod
They’re right down at heel
She can’t even conceal
The fact that they’re making her plod

If money was not a problem

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henetha Thu 07-Apr-22 11:10:35

If money was not a problem
I'd have a family emblem

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crazyH Thu 07-Apr-22 11:41:36

If money was not a problem
I'd have a family emblem
With fans and feathers

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henetha Fri 08-Apr-22 12:06:17

If money was not a problem
I'd have a family emblem
With fans and feathers
And gorse and heathers

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Apr-22 09:07:32

If money was not a problem
I'd have a family emblem
With fans and feathers
And gorse and heathers
And a royal crest resembl(em)

This cold weather is dragging on

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crazyH Sun 10-Apr-22 09:14:56

This cold weather is dragging on
And my central heating has gone

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Hellogirl1 Mon 11-Apr-22 23:13:54

This cold weather is dragging on
And my central heating has gone
To I know not where

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crazyH Tue 12-Apr-22 08:40:52

This cold weather is dragging on
And my central heating has gone
To I know not where
To ask, shall I dare ?

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Juliet27 Fri 15-Apr-22 11:44:02

This cold weather is dragging on
And my central heating has gone
To I know not where
To ask, shall I dare ?
Sun’s now out - no need to switch on.

Oh how a bit of sunshine cheers!

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crazyH Fri 15-Apr-22 12:24:28

Oh how a bit of sunshine cheers!
It takes away our worries and fears

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Hellogirl1 Fri 15-Apr-22 21:50:56

Oh how a bit of sunshine cheers!
It takes away our worries and fears
We take off our coats

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Apr-22 07:57:46

Oh how a bit of sunshine cheers!
It takes away our worries and fears
We take off our coats
This weather promotes

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henetha Sat 16-Apr-22 09:46:53

Oh how a bit of sunshine cheers!
It takes away our worries and fears
We take off our coats
This weather promotes
Sitting in the garden with beers.

Don't forget the sun tan lotion

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crazyH Sat 16-Apr-22 09:49:23

Don't forget the sun tan lotion
And that cake, just a small potion

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Crocus5 Sun 17-Apr-22 19:34:13

Don’t forget the sun tan lotion
And that cake, just a small potion
A lovely cold drink

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NanKate Sun 17-Apr-22 21:41:09

Don’t forget the sun tan lotion
And that cake, just a small potion
A lovely cold drink
You don’t half stink !

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crazyH Sun 17-Apr-22 22:20:56

Don’t forget the sun tan lotion
And that cake, just a small potion
A lovely cold drink
You don’t half stink !
To the wind I’ve thrown all caution

The Easter Bunny has returned

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henetha Mon 18-Apr-22 12:57:46

The Easter Bunny has returned
I hope he won't get too sunburned

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crazyH Mon 18-Apr-22 14:51:46

The Easter Bunny has returned
I hope he won't get sunburned
He’s covered up well

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NanKate Mon 18-Apr-22 21:40:20

The Easter Bunny has returned
I hope he won't get sunburned
He’s covered up well
As he bids Farewell

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Juliet27 Tue 19-Apr-22 06:17:57

The Easter Bunny has returned
I hope he won't get too sunburned
He’s covered up well
As he bids Farewell
His annual meeting now adjourned

It’s a joy to wake to birdsong

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crazyH Tue 19-Apr-22 11:11:44

It’s a joy to wake to birdsong
Tweeting and chirping all along

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