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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 20:17:38

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Food, I really shouldn’t buy it
But how to resist
Or even desist

Juliet27 Mon 03-Apr-23 21:46:38

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Food, I really shouldn’t buy it
But how to resist
Or even desist
Such tempting food - it’s a riot!

A cake decorator from Leeds

crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 22:15:28

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised that what he really needs

CazzJazz Tue 04-Apr-23 13:12:34

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised that what he really needs
Is a great unusual cake

Juliet27 Tue 04-Apr-23 18:16:06

I’ve changed it slightly to fit the rhythm
A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised what he really needs
Is a bizarre cake

Jangran99 Tue 04-Apr-23 20:48:53

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised what he really needs
Is a bizarre cake.
Will it make me quake?

crazyH Tue 04-Apr-23 23:03:32

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised what he really needs
Is a bizarre cake.
Will it make me quake?
That’s silly, it’s covered with beads.

A carpenter from Manchester

Juliet27 Wed 05-Apr-23 08:03:47

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor

Jane71 Wed 05-Apr-23 20:30:00

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor
He looked high and low

Jangran99 Wed 05-Apr-23 22:42:19

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor
He looked high and low
Determined to know

henetha Thu 06-Apr-23 09:57:28

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor
He looked high and low
Determined to know
Of any link to Granchester.

But he found ten cousins in Bath

Jangran99 Thu 06-Apr-23 12:16:29

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath

GoldenLady Thu 06-Apr-23 17:32:47

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath
They found Roman coins

Juliet27 Sat 08-Apr-23 07:51:39

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath
Found coins Roman
Felt it an omen

henetha Sat 08-Apr-23 11:07:28

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath
Found coins Roman
Felt it an omen
When sorting it into a graph.

All his cousins received some cash

CazzJazz Sat 08-Apr-23 12:53:30

All his cousins received some cash
Some were rather rash

crazyH Sat 08-Apr-23 13:28:34

All his cousins received some cash
Some were, definitely, rather rash
They bought flashy cars

henetha Sun 09-Apr-23 10:07:45

All his cousins received some cash
Some were, definitely, rather rash
They bought flashy cars
And got drunk in bars

crazyH Sun 09-Apr-23 11:17:37

All his cousins received some cash
Some were, definitely, rather rash
They bought flashy cars
And got drunk in bars
Then, hired a venue for a bash

“Bars are open, drinks are on me”

GoldenLady Sun 09-Apr-23 15:41:43

“Bars are open, drinks are on me”
A popular fellow was he

Juliet27 Sun 09-Apr-23 16:05:52

“ Bars are open, drinks are on me”
A popular fellow was he
But when the dawn broke

Jangran99 Sun 09-Apr-23 16:41:44

“ Bars are open, drinks are on me”
A popular fellow was he
But when the dawn broke
It wasn’t a joke

CazzJazz Sun 09-Apr-23 17:43:42

" Bars are open, drinks are on me"
A popular fellow was he
But when the dawn broke
It wasn't a joke
Having a hangover as bad as could be

Try a hair of the dog, they said

Salti Sun 09-Apr-23 23:00:55

It'll do wonders for your street cred

Juliet27 Mon 10-Apr-23 10:12:41

Try a hair of the dog, they said
It'll do wonders for your street cred
Although he passed out

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