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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 20:17:38

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Food, I really shouldn’t buy it
But how to resist
Or even desist

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Apr-23 21:46:38

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Food, I really shouldn’t buy it
But how to resist
Or even desist
Such tempting food - it’s a riot!

A cake decorator from Leeds

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crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 22:15:28

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised that what he really needs

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CazzJazz Tue 04-Apr-23 13:12:34

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised that what he really needs
Is a great unusual cake

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Apr-23 18:16:06

I’ve changed it slightly to fit the rhythm
A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised what he really needs
Is a bizarre cake

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Apr-23 20:48:53

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised what he really needs
Is a bizarre cake.
Will it make me quake?

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crazyH Tue 04-Apr-23 23:03:32

A cake decorator from Leeds
Realised what he really needs
Is a bizarre cake.
Will it make me quake?
That’s silly, it’s covered with beads.

A carpenter from Manchester

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Juliet27 Wed 05-Apr-23 08:03:47

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor

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Jane71 Wed 05-Apr-23 20:30:00

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor
He looked high and low

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Apr-23 22:42:19

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor
He looked high and low
Determined to know

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henetha Thu 06-Apr-23 09:57:28

A carpenter from Manchester
Went searching for an ancestor
He looked high and low
Determined to know
Of any link to Granchester.

But he found ten cousins in Bath

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Apr-23 12:16:29

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath

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GoldenLady Thu 06-Apr-23 17:32:47

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath
They found Roman coins

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Apr-23 07:51:39

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath
Found coins Roman
Felt it an omen

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henetha Sat 08-Apr-23 11:07:28

But he found ten cousins in Bath
So they met along a towpath
Found coins Roman
Felt it an omen
When sorting it into a graph.

All his cousins received some cash

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CazzJazz Sat 08-Apr-23 12:53:30

All his cousins received some cash
Some were rather rash

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crazyH Sat 08-Apr-23 13:28:34

All his cousins received some cash
Some were, definitely, rather rash
They bought flashy cars

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henetha Sun 09-Apr-23 10:07:45

All his cousins received some cash
Some were, definitely, rather rash
They bought flashy cars
And got drunk in bars

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crazyH Sun 09-Apr-23 11:17:37

All his cousins received some cash
Some were, definitely, rather rash
They bought flashy cars
And got drunk in bars
Then, hired a venue for a bash

“Bars are open, drinks are on me”

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GoldenLady Sun 09-Apr-23 15:41:43

“Bars are open, drinks are on me”
A popular fellow was he

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Apr-23 16:05:52

“ Bars are open, drinks are on me”
A popular fellow was he
But when the dawn broke

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Apr-23 16:41:44

“ Bars are open, drinks are on me”
A popular fellow was he
But when the dawn broke
It wasn’t a joke

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CazzJazz Sun 09-Apr-23 17:43:42

" Bars are open, drinks are on me"
A popular fellow was he
But when the dawn broke
It wasn't a joke
Having a hangover as bad as could be

Try a hair of the dog, they said

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Salti Sun 09-Apr-23 23:00:55

It'll do wonders for your street cred

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Apr-23 10:12:41

Try a hair of the dog, they said
It'll do wonders for your street cred
Although he passed out

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