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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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crazyH Tue 23-May-23 00:00:09

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin
Her head, the next day
Will sure have to pay

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crazyH Tue 23-May-23 00:05:57

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin
Her head, the next day
Will certainly pay

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Juliet27 Tue 23-May-23 06:28:29

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin
Her head, the next day
Will certainly pay
The bottles she’ll put in the bin

Such a beautiful month is May

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VB000 Tue 23-May-23 10:33:18

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day

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crazyH Tue 23-May-23 11:41:18

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings

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GoldenLady Tue 23-May-23 12:58:24

I enjoy a nice custard pie
With loads of double cream, oh my
But I'd better say no

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Crocus5 Tue 23-May-23 18:49:25

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings
And washing all of our beddings!

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Crocus5 Tue 23-May-23 20:46:05

I would delete the above if I could!

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings
Make Papers’ headings

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VB000 Wed 24-May-23 11:02:38

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings
Make Papers’ headings
Yet another Bank Holiday

We all love a cheesecake or two

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Juliet27 Wed 24-May-23 17:01:26

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue

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CazzJazz Wed 24-May-23 17:29:40

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue
So easy to make

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Salti Wed 24-May-23 18:02:40

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue
So easy to make
Or even to fake

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Mollygo Thu 25-May-23 07:46:45

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue
So easy to make
Or even to fake
Can’t make one? Well M&S do.

I do love a Café Renoir

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Salti Thu 25-May-23 08:15:21

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir

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VB000 Thu 25-May-23 08:52:49

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir
I'm high on caffeine

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Juliet27 Thu 25-May-23 11:44:12

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir
I'm high on caffeine
And making a scene

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crazyH Thu 25-May-23 11:57:53

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir
I'm high on caffeine
And making a scene
Looks like it’s all about ‘moi’

This hayfever lark is a pain

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Juliet27 Thu 25-May-23 12:02:21

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn’t wish for rain

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crazyH Thu 25-May-23 12:27:45

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn’t wish for rain
I’ll keep pollen out

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GoldenLady Thu 25-May-23 14:57:14

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn’t wish for rain
I’ll keep pollen out
Of my house, there's no doubt

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CazzJazz Thu 25-May-23 17:55:00

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn't wish for rain
I'll keep pollen out
Of my house, there's no doubt
Oh no! I'm sneezing again!

At last a whole sunshiny day

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crazyH Thu 25-May-23 18:41:55

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way .

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VB000 Fri 26-May-23 09:07:13

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way
A walk in the sun

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crazyH Fri 26-May-23 09:11:02

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way
A walk in the sun
Is so much more fun

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GoldenLady Fri 26-May-23 14:47:10

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way
A walk in the sun
Is so much more fun
But use your sunblock, doctors say

There's nothing as dumb as a goose

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