July 21 Limericks

Politics, what a week it’s been
More drama than usually seen

Politics, what a week its been
More drama than usually seen
Is it left or the right,

Politics, what a week it’s been
More drama than usually seen
Is it left or right
Could change overnight

Politics, what a week it’s been
More drama than usually seen
Is it left or right
Could change overnight
I think you know which way I lean.

I sent my vote in already

I sent in my vote already
No changes for me, I'm steady

I sent in my vote already
No changes for me, I'm steady
Now Boris has gone

I sent in my vote already
No changes for me, I'm steady
Now Boris has gone
And Truss has moved on

Sunak will have to get ready

Now that's the back of the worst,
We'll have to see what he does first.

Now that's the back of the worst,
We'll have to see what he does first.
Will it be taxes ?

Now that's the back of the worst
We'll have to see what he does first
Will it be taxes?
Which wane and waxes

Now that's the back of the worst
Well have to see what he does first
Will it be taxes?
Which wane and waxes
Or a cuppa to quench his thirst!

A charming young trendy named Ben

A charming young trendy named Ben
Had a partner whose name was Glen

A charming young trendy named Ben
Had a partner whose name was Glen,
Glenda loved dancing

A charming young trendy named Ben
Had a partner whose name was Glen,
Glenda loved dancing
Jumping and prancing

A charming young trendy named Ben
Had a partner whose name was Glen,
Glenda loved dancing
Jumping and prancing
Ben needed a rest now and then

I do love an afternoon nap

I do love an afternoon nap
With a cuddly pet on my lap

I do love an afternoon nap
With a cuddly pet on my lap
Her purring I love

I do love an afternoon nap
With a cuddly pet on my lap
Her purring I love
But I give her a shove

I do love an afternoon nap
With a cuddly pet on my lap
Her purring I love
But I give her a shove
When she starts to scratch my kneecap

Some would be lost without their pets

Some would be lost without their pets
Though it’s costly when they need vets

Some would be lost without their pets
Though its costly when they need vets
But I always say . . .

Some would be lost without their pets
Though it’s costly when they need vets
But I always say....
There are ways to pay

Some would be lost without their pets
Though it’s costly when they need vets
But I always say....
There are ways to pay
Without getting into more debts.

Have you considered insurance?

Have you considered insurance?
Some think of it with abhorrence