July 21 Limericks

Have you considered insurance?
Some think of it with abhorrence
I’m pay as you go

Have you considered insurance?
Some think of it with abhorrence
I’m pay as you go
At a price that's below

Have you considered insurance?
Some think of it with abhorrence
I’m pay as you go
At a price that's below
So I'm fine of this assurance.

I've taken up crochet again

I've taken up crochet again
On my Nana’s knee I began

I've taken up crochet again
On my Nana’s knee I began
With a piece of old string

I've taken up crochet again
On my Nana’s knee I began
With a piece of old string
And together we'd sing

I've taken up crochet again
On my Nana's knee I began
With a piece of old string
And together we'd sing
A jolly sea shanty or ten.

Tom knitted socks for fishermen

Tom knitted socks for fishermen
Barbara made jumpers for hens,

Tom knitted socks for fishermen
Barbara made jumpers for hens,
Talentless Tina

Tom knitted socks for fishermen
Barbara made jumpers for hens,
Talentless Tina
Played ocarina

Tom knitted socks for fishermen
Barbara made jumpers for hens,
Talentless Tina
Played ocarina
But no one was good with the pen.

So off to college they were sent

So off to college they were sent
With a student loan to pay the rent

So off to college they were sent
With a student loan to pay the rent,
Tom sold his socks

So off to college they were sent
With a student load to pay the rent
Tom sold his socks
Packed up in a box

So off to college they were sent
With a student loan to pay the rent
Tom sold his socks
Packed up in a box
So he never was dressed like a gent.

Tina became a big star

Tina became a big star
Barbara learnt to play guitar

Tina became a big star
Barbara learnt to play guitar
And Tom went to sea

Tina became a big star
Barbara learnt to play guitar
And Tom went to sea
And sailed to Capri

Tina became a big star
Barbara learnt to play guitar
And Tom went to sea
And sailed to Capri
He had the most fun, by far!

We've set the clocks back once again

We've set the clocks back once again
I'm fed up with this and ask when

We've set the clocks back once again
I'm fed up with this and ask when
Will they see that it's daft

We've set the clocks back once again
I'm fed up with this and ask when
Will they see that it's daft
Moving clocks fore and aft

We've set the clocks back once again
I'm fed up with this and ask when
Will they see that it's daft
Moving clocks fore and aft
Would the government please explain.

They're all too busy getting rich

They're all too busy getting rich
While we've loads of reasons to bitch

They're all too busy getting rich
While we've loads of reasons to bitch
It’s ‘I’m alright Jack’