More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Who knew he was a secret cop?
He looked like a guy with a mop
You never can trust
A badge that is thrust
At you, when you’re imbibing pop.

If you multi-task with great skill

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until
You wear yourself out

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until
You wear yourself out ,
You begin to doubt

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until
You wear yourself out ,
You begin to doubt
Whether in fact you’ve lost the will.

Not sure I’ve even found the will

Not sure I’ve even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,

Not sure I’ve even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,
It packed up it's bags

Not sure I’ve even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,
It packed up it's bags
Left me with my fags

Not sure I've even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,
It's packed up it's bags
Left me with my fags
To chainsmoke until I feel ill

I really need to fill my day

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay
Keep my mind busy

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay
Keep my mind busy
Dance till I’m dizzy

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay
Keep my mind busy
Dance till I’m dizzy
But I’m not sure that’s the best way

One day as I cycled to school

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.
My strange little trike

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.
My strange little trike
Excuse for a bike

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.
My strange little trike
Excuse for a bike
Did nothing to make me look cool!

All of the other kids laughed

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again
Cycle nude in the rain

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
I’ll never again
Fail and entertain

Ignore me…I dithered too long 😬 so back to…

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again
Cycle nude in the rain

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again
Cycle nude in the rain
As some of the younger kids barfed

The Easter eggs are in the shops

The Easter eggs are in the shops
I won’t buy unless the price drops

The Easter eggs are in the shops
I won’t buy unless the price drops
£10 for an egg?