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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

Jangran99 Fri 24-Mar-23 22:31:59

The Easter eggs are in the shops
I won’t buy unless the price drops
£10 for an egg?
An arm and a leg!!

GoldenLady Sat 25-Mar-23 01:31:57

The Easter eggs are in the shops
I won’t buy unless the price drops
£10 for an egg?
An arm and a leg!!
I will wait until this nonsense stops.

The cherry trees are at their peak

nanna8 Sat 25-Mar-23 02:25:12

The cherry trees are at their peak
With blossoms blooming as we speak

Juliet27 Sat 25-Mar-23 08:09:43

The cherry trees are at their peak
With blossoms blooming as we speak
But in this strong wind

GoldenLady Sun 26-Mar-23 15:52:09

The cherry trees are at their peak
With blossoms blooming as we speak
But in this strong wind
They're quickly unpinned

Juliet27 Sun 26-Mar-23 18:25:47

The cherry trees are at their peak
With blossoms blooming as we speak
But in this strong wind
They're quickly unpinned
Especially if their hold is weak

This winter has gone on and on

CazzJazz Sun 26-Mar-23 21:25:38

This winter has gone on and on
Snow, rain and hail be gone

crazyH Sun 26-Mar-23 22:15:54

This winter has gone on and on
Snow, rain and hail be gone
Stay away, unless

henetha Mon 27-Mar-23 10:58:00

This winter has gone on and on
Snow, rain and hail be gone
Stay away, unless
You want to impress

VB000 Mon 27-Mar-23 11:01:37

This winter has gone on and on
Snow, rain and hail be gone
Stay away, unless
You want to impress
We all prefer a bit of sun

The spring is coming, changed the clocks

Crocus5 Mon 27-Mar-23 12:20:57

The Spring is coming, changed the clocks
Out will soon come our summer frocks

Juliet27 Mon 27-Mar-23 14:12:48

The Spring is coming, changed the clocks
Out will soon come our summer frocks
I hope they still fit

crazyH Mon 27-Mar-23 14:46:45

The Spring is coming, changed the clocks
Out will soon come our summer frocks
I hope they still fit
Specially the tum bit

Juliet27 Tue 28-Mar-23 08:02:23

The Spring is coming, changed the clocks
Out will soon come our summer frocks
I hope they still fit
Specially the tum bit
Can’t even get into my socks

But I tumble dry for too long!

Crocus5 Tue 28-Mar-23 09:09:27

But I tumble dry for too long!
Oh, is that so wrong?

henetha Tue 28-Mar-23 10:14:11

But I tumble dry for too long!
Oh, is that so terribly wrong?
They now fit my doll

Mollygo Tue 28-Mar-23 10:15:13

But I tumble dry for too long!
Oh, is that so terribly wrong?
They now fit my doll
They’re rock hard as well

CazzJazz Wed 29-Mar-23 22:26:55

But I tumble dry for too long!
Oh, is that so terribly wrong?
They now fit my doll
They're rock hard as well
But now they're incredibly strong.

I really love the spring

Jangran99 Wed 29-Mar-23 23:36:30

Oh how I really love the spring
There's such a change in everything

Mollygo Thu 30-Mar-23 09:06:39

Oh how I really love the spring
There's such a change in everything
Forsythia in bloom

crazyH Thu 30-Mar-23 10:58:30

Oh how I really love the spring
There's such a change in everything
Forsythia in bloom
Cut flowers in room

VB000 Thu 30-Mar-23 11:36:09

Oh how I really love the spring
There's such a change in everything
Forsythia in bloom
Cut flowers in room
And listening to all the birds sing

The National Trust and yellow book scheme

Juliet27 Sat 01-Apr-23 06:33:47

?
The National Trust’s booking scheme
I think perhaps could be the theme?

Mollygo Sat 01-Apr-23 08:30:53

The National Trust’s booking scheme
I think perhaps could be the theme
For summer days out

Jangran99 Sat 01-Apr-23 10:01:47

The National Trust’s booking scheme
I think perhaps could be the theme
For summer days out
There’s simply no doubt

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