More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

The National Trust’s booking scheme
I think perhaps could be the theme
For summer days out
There’s simply no doubt
Nothing much better it would seem.

A picnic in the gardens will

A picnic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill

A picnic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill
£4 for one tea😱

A picnic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill
£4 for one tea😱
Was a shock to me!

A pic-nic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill
£4 for one tea😱
Was a shock to me!
So you won’t find me at the till!

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper.

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper.
So bring a groundsheet

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper
So bring a groundsheet
There’ll be lots to eat

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper
So bring a groundsheet
There’ll be lots to eat
You know how I love to pamper.

A squirrel invaded our shed

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed
The cheeky blighter

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed
The cheeky blighter
Was quite the fighter

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed
The cheeky blighter
Was quite the fighter
No wonder he is still unwed

The squirrel is seeking a mate

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late
There’s babes in the drey

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late
There’s babes in the drey
Saw them yesterday

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late
There’s babes in the drey
Saw them yesterday
I think I counted about eight.

So that's lots of nuts to gather

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather
Go out and get hunting

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather
Go out and get hunting
Bring out the bunting

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather
Go out and get hunting
Bring out the bunting
Seem to have lost the plot rather

Today’s a summer reminder

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder
Let's pass on a smile

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder
Let’s pass on a smile
Go the extra mile

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder
Let’s pass on a smile
Go the extra mile
We will be playing a blinder

Sunnier days are here again