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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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crazyH Sat 01-Apr-23 11:25:54

The National Trust’s booking scheme
I think perhaps could be the theme
For summer days out
There’s simply no doubt
Nothing much better it would seem.

A picnic in the gardens will

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Apr-23 12:33:13

A picnic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill

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Mollygo Sat 01-Apr-23 12:35:34

A picnic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill
£4 for one tea😱

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Apr-23 13:31:29

A picnic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill
£4 for one tea😱
Was a shock to me!

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Crocus5 Sat 01-Apr-23 17:24:35

A pic-nic in the gardens will
Save a much larger cafe bill
£4 for one tea😱
Was a shock to me!
So you won’t find me at the till!

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper

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Mollygo Sat 01-Apr-23 17:35:26

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper.

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henetha Sun 02-Apr-23 10:52:36

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper.
So bring a groundsheet

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Crocus5 Sun 02-Apr-23 14:17:21

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper
So bring a groundsheet
There’ll be lots to eat

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Apr-23 18:02:09

I’ll bring my new picnic hamper
Then hope the grass won’t be damper
So bring a groundsheet
There’ll be lots to eat
You know how I love to pamper.

A squirrel invaded our shed

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CazzJazz Sun 02-Apr-23 18:07:56

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Apr-23 18:31:33

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed
The cheeky blighter

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crazyH Sun 02-Apr-23 21:02:57

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed
The cheeky blighter
Was quite the fighter

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NanKate Sun 02-Apr-23 21:51:29

A squirrel invaded our shed
And made a nice cosy bed
The cheeky blighter
Was quite the fighter
No wonder he is still unwed

The squirrel is seeking a mate

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crazyH Sun 02-Apr-23 22:00:20

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Apr-23 07:03:41

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late
There’s babes in the drey

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VB000 Mon 03-Apr-23 09:10:51

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late
There’s babes in the drey
Saw them yesterday

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henetha Mon 03-Apr-23 10:18:58

The squirrel is seeking a mate
I’m afraid he’s left it too late
There’s babes in the drey
Saw them yesterday
I think I counted about eight.

So that's lots of nuts to gather

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crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 10:24:09

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather

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Jane71 Mon 03-Apr-23 10:26:09

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather
Go out and get hunting

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crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 11:19:46

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather
Go out and get hunting
Bring out the bunting

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Apr-23 21:40:19

So that's lots of nuts to gather
Don’t waste time, don’t dither dather
Go out and get hunting
Bring out the bunting
Seem to have lost the plot rather

Today’s a summer reminder

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Ashcombe Tue 04-Apr-23 07:55:15

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder

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henetha Tue 04-Apr-23 09:48:31

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder
Let's pass on a smile

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Crocus5 Tue 04-Apr-23 10:14:27

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder
Let’s pass on a smile
Go the extra mile

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VB000 Tue 04-Apr-23 10:18:52

Today’s a summer reminder
That we should try to be kinder
Let’s pass on a smile
Go the extra mile
We will be playing a blinder

Sunnier days are here again

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