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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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crazyH Tue 04-Apr-23 10:26:17

Sunnier days are here again
Midges are out , such a pain

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CazzJazz Tue 04-Apr-23 12:31:27

Sunnier days are here again
Midges are out, such a pain
Spring has arrived

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GoldenLady Tue 04-Apr-23 14:40:22

Sunnier days are here again
Midges are out, such a pain
Spring has arrived
And nature contrived

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Apr-23 18:05:24

Sunnier days are here again
Midges are out, such a pain
Spring has arrived
And nature contrived
To give us a break from the rain

First sunny day and I’ve a cold 😩

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Apr-23 21:03:13

First sunny day and I’ve a cold 😩
My fav’rit cure’s no longer sold!

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NanKate Tue 04-Apr-23 21:06:40

First sunny day and I’ve a cold 😩
My fav’rit cure’s no longer sold!
Lemon & honey a good reviver

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Juliet27 Wed 05-Apr-23 08:14:19

First sunny day and I’ve a cold 😩
My fav’rit cure’s no longer sold!
Lemon & honey
Is on the money
I remember that cure from old.

Maybe some chocolate would help too!

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VB000 Wed 05-Apr-23 12:54:18

Maybe some chocolate would help too!
Chocolate!! Form an orderly queue!

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henetha Thu 06-Apr-23 10:07:56

Maybe some chocolate would help too!
Chocolate!! Form an orderly queue!
I'm first in the line

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Jangran99 Thu 06-Apr-23 12:06:27

Maybe some chocolate would help too!
Chocolate!! Form an orderly queue!
I'm first in the line
Think chocolate and wine🍫🍷

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GoldenLady Thu 06-Apr-23 17:38:28

Maybe some chocolate would help too!
Chocolate!! Form an orderly queue!
I'm first in the line
Think chocolate and wine🍫🍷
Old wine, but the chocolate would be better new.

The weather here isn't consistent

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CazzJazz Thu 06-Apr-23 17:56:08

The weather here isn't consistent
And sunnier climes are distant

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henetha Fri 07-Apr-23 10:13:01

The weather here isn't consistent
And sunnier climes are distant.
So enjoy today

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Apr-23 12:05:24

The weather here isn't consistent
And sunnier climes are distant.
So enjoy today
For tomorrow may..

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Apr-23 14:07:15

The weather here isn't consistent
And sunnier climes are distant.
So enjoy today
For tomorrow may..
Bring high winds and rain pissistant!!!

I enjoy fine rain on my face

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GoldenLady Fri 07-Apr-23 14:38:55

I enjoy fine rain on my face
But not when indoors at my place!

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Apr-23 16:07:07

I enjoy fine rain on my face
But not when indoors at my place!
It is refreshing

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CazzJazz Fri 07-Apr-23 17:29:19

I enjoy fine rain on my face
But not when indoors at my place!
It is refreshing
But it keeps you guessing

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Apr-23 07:42:02

I enjoy fine rain on my face
But not when indoors at my place!
It is refreshing
It keeps you guessing
Should I take a mac just in case.

In sunshine we still have to guess

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Apr-23 15:10:41

In sunshine we still have to guess
Should I wear more clothes, or less?

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crazyH Sat 08-Apr-23 22:52:54

In sunshine we still have to guess
Should I wear more clothes, or less?
Layering is best

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henetha Sun 09-Apr-23 10:01:52

In sunshine we still have to guess
Should I wear more clothes, or less?
Layering is best
With my woolly vest

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GoldenLady Sun 09-Apr-23 15:40:28

In sunshine we still have to guess
Should I wear more clothes, or less?
Layering is best
With my woolly vest
Though sometimes I look like a mess.

It's sunny and lovely today

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Apr-23 16:08:32

It's sunny and lovely today
Let it last a few days I pray

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Apr-23 16:23:09

It's sunny and lovely today
Let it last a few days I pray
A surfeit of chocs

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