Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

She was running late for the dance
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived
Dressed cool for a jive
The other girls didn’t have a chance!

She pouted and flung her hips round

She was running late for the dance,
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived
Dressed cool for a jive
She discovered they’d all gone to France

Disappointed, she cried, but then she

Sorry Nanna, X post …

She was running late for the dance
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived
Dressed cool for a jive
The other girls didn’t have a chance!

She pouted and flung her hips round

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound

being naughty to bump this thread...

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound
Her bloke tried hard

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound
Her bloke so tried hard
As her way was barred

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound
Her bloke so tried hard
As her way was barred
He ended up flat on the ground

The medics then rushed to the scene

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream
Who was that witch

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream
Who was that witch
Who wailed in the ditch

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream
Who was that witch
Who wailed in the ditch
I suspect it was only a dream

The Women’s World Cup has begun

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won
I love that these days

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won
I love that these days
More than a craze

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won
I love that these days
More than a craze
The girls can show just how it's done.

So good luck to all our players

So good luck to all of our players
I'm sure we're all sending them prayers

So good luck to all our players
Sure we’re all sending them our prayers
And wishing them well

So good luck to all of our players
I'm sure we're all sending them prayers
And wishing them well
Give the other side hell

So good luck to all of our players
I'm sure we're all sending them prayers
And wishing them well
Give the other side hell,
So "Shut up" to all the nay-sayers.

Which wig shall I wear out today?

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?

Which wig shall I wear out today?
Or shall I stick with nat’ral grey?

Going on from Bellanonna’s

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?
Oh, how to decide?

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?
Oh, how to decide?
The pink one I dyed

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?
Oh, how to decide?
The pink one I dyed
Though I find that one rather passé

I’m fed up with planning our meals

I’m fed up with planning our meals
Especially the ones with tinned eels