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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Scribbles Thu 27-Jul-23 16:07:12

At last, in the garden, I’m still
I can smell sausages on the grill
Eating them with Pimms
While tanning my limbs

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Bellanonna Thu 27-Jul-23 16:14:06

At last, in the garden, I’m still
I can smell sausages on the grill
Eating them with Pimms
While tanning my limbs
“Oh this is the life”, i trill

Tomorrow I’ll walk into town

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Crocus5 Thu 27-Jul-23 17:16:22

Tomorrow I’ll walk into town
And I might buy a new nightgown

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Wyllow3 Thu 27-Jul-23 17:30:28

Tomorrow I’ll walk into town
And I might buy a new nightgown
'come hither' and lace

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Mollygo Thu 27-Jul-23 17:46:38

Tomorrow I’ll walk into town
And I might buy a new nightgown
'come hither' and lace
I’m set for the chase

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Wyllow3 Thu 27-Jul-23 17:54:12

Tomorrow I’ll walk into town
And I might buy a new nightgown
'come hither' and lace
I’m set for the chase
And I hope I won't be let down

I'm fond of purple ice cream

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Wyllow3 Thu 27-Jul-23 17:55:43

(hey, anyone realise the last limerick was actually 8,8,5,5,8 by sheer good luck...)

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crazyH Thu 27-Jul-23 18:58:38

At last, in the garden, I’m still
I can smell sausages on the grill
Eating them with Pimms,
Drunk slugs singing hymns

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crazyH Thu 27-Jul-23 18:59:52

Ignore 👆
Didn’t refresh

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crazyH Thu 27-Jul-23 19:07:40

I’m quite fond of purple icecream
Makes my lips luscious, it would seem

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foxie48 Thu 27-Jul-23 19:12:21

I’m quite fond of purple icecream
Makes my lips luscious, it would seem
Makes my tongue tingle

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Wyllow3 Thu 27-Jul-23 22:46:26

I’m quite fond of purple icecream
Makes my lips luscious, it would seem
Makes my tongue tingle
And me want to mingle

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Bellanonna Fri 28-Jul-23 08:52:17

I’m quite fond of purple icecream
Makes my lips luscious, it would seem
Makes my tongue tingle
And me want to mingle
Though I really don’t want to be seen

I’m off to the seaside today

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Wyllow3 Fri 28-Jul-23 09:09:22

I’m off to the seaside today
Hoping to splash in the spray

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VB000 Fri 28-Jul-23 09:17:07

I’m off to the seaside today
Hoping to splash in the spray
I might eat some crab

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Wyllow3 Fri 28-Jul-23 09:26:31

I’m off to the seaside today
Hoping to splash in the spray
I might eat some crab
The best one I can grab

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Salti Fri 28-Jul-23 09:33:02

I’m off to the seaside today
Hoping to splash in the spray
I might eat some crab
The best one I can grab
And go for a sail in the bay

We buried our dad in the sand

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Wyllow3 Fri 28-Jul-23 09:44:03

We buried our dad in the sand
Then forgot him becuase of the band

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henetha Fri 28-Jul-23 10:03:59

We buried our dad in the sand
Then forgot him because of the band
But mum dug him up

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VB000 Fri 28-Jul-23 10:04:56

We buried our dad in the sand
Then forgot him because of the band
But mum dug him up
And gave him a cup

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Wyllow3 Fri 28-Jul-23 11:30:24

VB000

We buried our dad in the sand
Then forgot him because of the band
But mum dug him up
And gave him a cup

Of very strong whisky to his hand

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Wyllow3 Fri 28-Jul-23 11:30:58

Ooops forget

She was running very late for the dance

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Oreo Fri 28-Jul-23 13:38:56

She was running late for the dance,
A bit more retreat than advance

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GoldenLady Fri 28-Jul-23 13:43:35

She was running late for the dance,
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived

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Wyllow3 Fri 28-Jul-23 14:07:53

She was running late for the dance,
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived
Dressed cool for a jive

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