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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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crazyH Mon 07-Aug-23 22:08:08

I went on a day-trip to France
Hoping, a Frenchman I would chance
So I entered a bar
Thought I looked like Zsa Zsa

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p0Sy Mon 07-Aug-23 23:26:03

I went on a day-trip to France
Hoping, a Frenchman I would chance
So I entered a bar
Thought I looked like Zsa Zsa
But nobody spared me glance

I next tried my luck at the Louvre

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Aug-23 01:02:20

I next tried my luck at the Louvre
But nobody there made a move

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Aug-23 07:53:20

I next tried my luck at the Louvre
But nobody there made a move
At that tower Eiffel

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Wyllow3 Tue 08-Aug-23 08:23:49

I next tried my luck at the Louvre
But nobody there made a move
At that tower Eiffel
My hopes were dispelled

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crazyH Tue 08-Aug-23 09:06:54

I next tried my luck at the Louvre
But nobody there made a move
At that tower Eiffel
My hopes were dispelled
I knew then I’m not made for loooove

My teeth they’re yellow and horsey

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VB000 Tue 08-Aug-23 10:54:20

My teeth they’re yellow and horsey
Hair is grey, used to be mousey

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Salti Tue 08-Aug-23 11:44:33

My teeth they’re yellow and horsey
Hair is grey, used to be mousey
Chest like a pancake

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nanna8 Tue 08-Aug-23 12:36:31

My teeth they’re yellow and horsey
Hair is grey,used to be mousey
Chest like a pancake
Massive thighs that quake

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p0Sy Tue 08-Aug-23 13:15:51

My teeth they're yellow and horsey
My hair is grey, used to be mousey
Chest like a pancake
Massive thighs that quake
And I wonder why I'm a divorcee?

But life on the prowl can be fun

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Aug-23 14:31:42

But life on the prowl can be fun
I'm sure that I'm nowhere near done

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Scribbles Tue 08-Aug-23 23:05:13

But life on the prowl can be fun
I'm sure that I'm nowhere near done
There's someone for me

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crazyH Tue 08-Aug-23 23:38:31

But life on the prowl can be fun
I'm sure that I'm nowhere near done
There's someone for me
Round the corner he’ll be

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Mollygo Wed 09-Aug-23 04:09:55

But life on the prowl can be fun
I'm sure that I'm nowhere near done
There's someone for me
Round the corner he’ll be
And I’ll certainly know He’s the one!

He’ll look like a film star I bet

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VB000 Wed 09-Aug-23 10:20:40

He’ll look like a film star I bet
I'll capture him with a big net

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Bellanonna Wed 09-Aug-23 12:38:03

He’ll look like a film star I bet
I'll capture him with a big net
I won’t let him go

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Aug-23 15:19:47

He’ll look like a film star I bet
I'll capture him with a big net
I won’t let him go
Though he's screaming, "No! No!"

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Squiffy Wed 09-Aug-23 15:29:34

He’ll look like a film star I bet
I'll capture him with a big net
I won’t let him go
Though he's screaming, "No! No!"
But I still haven’t met him yet.

Perhaps I should set a man-trap

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Juliet27 Wed 09-Aug-23 16:30:48

Perhaps I should set a man-trap
And then him in rope I shall wrap

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p0Sy Wed 09-Aug-23 18:23:21

Perhaps I should set a man trap
And then him in a rope I shall wrap
Trussed up like a good'un

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Wyllow3 Thu 10-Aug-23 08:29:45

Perhaps I should set a man trap
And then him in a rope I shall wrap
Trussed up like a good'un
Prepared for the oven?

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henetha Thu 10-Aug-23 10:43:07

Perhaps I should set a man trap
And then him in a rope I shall wrap
Trussed up like a good'un
Prepared for the oven?
Then cool him down under the tap.

He'll then run away screaming "Help!"

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Wyllow3 Thu 10-Aug-23 12:20:09

He'll then run away screaming "Help!"
No consideration for how I felt

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Salti Thu 10-Aug-23 12:39:22

He'll then run away screaming "Help!"
No consideration for how I felt
Bereft and alone

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Wyllow3 Fri 11-Aug-23 08:46:14

He'll then run away screaming "Help!"
No consideration for how I felt
Bereft and alone
But back on the phone

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