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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Wyllow3 Thu 24-Aug-23 17:19:27

The guy in that painting is weird
His beard is all multi-tiered
It needs a good trim
And that glittery fin

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Mollygo Thu 24-Aug-23 18:57:04

The guy in that painting is weird
His beard is all multi-tiered
It needs a good trim
And that glittery fin
I’m hoping it soon will be sheared.

The sky is incredibly blue

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crazyH Thu 24-Aug-23 22:19:53

The sky is incredibly blue
We must be in Honolulu

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Wyllow3 Thu 24-Aug-23 23:44:13

The sky is incredibly blue
We must be in Honolulu
The white sand and palm trees

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crazyH Fri 25-Aug-23 01:38:01

The sky is incredibly blue
We must be in Honolulu
White sand and palm trees
Grass skirts sway in breeze

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Bellanonna Fri 25-Aug-23 09:14:07

The sky is incredibly blue
We must be in Honolulu
White sand and palm trees
Grass skirts sway in breeze
While I lie here and take in the view

I wake from my dream with a start

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Mollygo Fri 25-Aug-23 09:45:09

I wake from my dream with a start
My happiness fallen apart

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henetha Fri 25-Aug-23 09:58:15

I wake from my dream with a start
My happiness fallen apart
I'm back to real life

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Squiffy Fri 25-Aug-23 10:03:10

The guy in that painting is weird
His beard is all multi-tiered
It needs a good trim
And a scrub with Vim

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henetha Fri 25-Aug-23 10:05:34

Possibly wrong page, Squiffy?

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FarNorth Fri 25-Aug-23 10:14:15

I wake from my dream with a start
My happiness fallen apart
I'm back to real life
Of worry & strife

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Wyllow3 Fri 25-Aug-23 11:07:36

I wake from my dream with a start
My happiness fallen apart
I'm back to real life
Of worry & strife
I'll plan a holiday and be smart.

I get all the brochures and costs

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Salti Fri 25-Aug-23 11:08:22

I wake from my dream with a start
My happiness fallen apart
I'm back to real life
Of worry & strife
Betrayal and a broken heart

My children have long flown the nest

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Salti Fri 25-Aug-23 11:11:00

Sorry, first too late there....

I get all the brochures and costs
To get away from freezing frosts

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VB000 Fri 25-Aug-23 11:34:43

I get all the brochures and costs
To get away from freezing frosts
I'll dream of warm climes

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Mollygo Fri 25-Aug-23 13:17:49

I get all the brochures and costs
To get away from freezing frosts
I'll dream of warm climes
And happier times

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Aug-23 15:35:07

I get all the brochures and costs
To get away from freezing frosts
I'll dream of warm climes
And happier times
But all this my budget exhausts.

Soon our earth will have no more freezing sad

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Wyllow3 Fri 25-Aug-23 21:31:30

Soon our earth will have no more freezing
Time to work on it unceasing

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lizzypopbottle Sat 26-Aug-23 10:55:36

Soon our earth will have no more freezing
Time to work on it unceasing
Let's all have a party

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 11:23:48

Soon our earth will have no more freezing
Time to work on it unceasing
Let's all have a party
I’ll bring Todd Carty

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lizzypopbottle Sat 26-Aug-23 14:12:38

Soon our earth will have no more freezing
Time to work on it unceasing
Let's all have a party
I'll bring Todd Carry
For everyone that will be pleasing.

It's high time for a limbo contest

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 14:40:11

It's high time for a limbo contest
Count me out, I have a large chest

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GoldenLady Sat 26-Aug-23 14:57:21

It's high time for a limbo contest
Count me out, I have a large chest
The limbo? You jest!

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p0Sy Sat 26-Aug-23 15:20:54

It's high time for a limbo contest
Count me out, I have a large chest
The limbo? You jest!
If I could suggest

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crazyH Sat 26-Aug-23 17:46:51

It's high time for a limbo contest
Count me out, I have a large chest
The limbo? You jest!
If I could suggest
This Limerick is just the best😂

The one job I hate, is ironing

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