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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Mollygo Sat 26-Aug-23 18:24:42

The one job I hate, is ironing
My least fav’rite task you’re defining

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p0Sy Sat 26-Aug-23 18:26:27

The one job I hate is ironing
It's true that it's hardly inspiring

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Salti Sat 26-Aug-23 19:58:11

The one job I hate, is ironing
My least fav’rite task you’re defining
A real waste of time

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lizzypopbottle Sun 27-Aug-23 11:05:59

The one job I hate is ironing
I'll give up and watch the lion king

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lizzypopbottle Sun 27-Aug-23 11:06:20

Oops! Ignore!

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lizzypopbottle Sun 27-Aug-23 14:30:10

The one job I hate is ironing
My least favourite task you're defining
A real waste of time
No reason or rhyme

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GoldenLady Sun 27-Aug-23 14:53:55

The one job I hate is ironing
My least favourite task you're defining
A real waste of time
No reason or rhyme
I want to do something inspiring

Writing a poem is more fun

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lizzypopbottle Sun 27-Aug-23 15:26:26

Writing a poem is much more fun
Or eating a small currant bun

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Scribbles Mon 28-Aug-23 09:27:10

Writing a poem is much more fun
Or eating a small currant bun
I'd much rather snooze

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p0Sy Mon 28-Aug-23 09:38:23

Writing a poem is much more fun
Or eating a small currant bun
I'd much rather snooze
If I had to choose

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crazyH Mon 28-Aug-23 09:52:37

Writing a poem is much more fun
Or eating a small currant bun
I'd much rather snooze
If I had to choose
Or sit for an hour in the sun

Shhhh …my neighbours are all dead bores

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henetha Mon 28-Aug-23 10:46:55

Shhhh …my neighbours are all dead bores,
Let's hope then that they stay indoors,

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FarNorth Mon 28-Aug-23 11:01:28

Shhhh …my neighbours are all dead bores,
Let's hope then that they stay indoors
While we party on

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nanna8 Mon 28-Aug-23 11:11:56

Shhhh…my neighbours are all dead bores
Let’s hope then that they stay indoors
While we party on
And dance with a song

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Mollygo Mon 28-Aug-23 11:38:04

Shhhh…my neighbours are all dead bores
Let’s hope then that they stay indoors
While we party on
And dance with a song
And beats that will rattle the floors!

I’m gloomily watching the sky

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crazyH Mon 28-Aug-23 11:49:50

I’m gloomily watching the sky
The sun’s peeping and clouds roll by

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GoldenLady Mon 28-Aug-23 13:51:29

I’m gloomily watching the sky
The sun’s peeping and clouds roll by
But why be so gloomy?

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lizzypopbottle Mon 28-Aug-23 17:39:59

I'm gloomily watching the sky
The Sun's peeping and clouds roll by
But why be so gloomy
My house is quite roomy

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Scribbles Mon 28-Aug-23 18:57:56

I'm gloomily watching the sky
The Sun's peeping and clouds roll by
But why be so gloomy
My house is quite roomy
So let us stay in and eat pie!

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Scribbles Mon 28-Aug-23 18:58:47

I really like cooking with wine

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Salti Mon 28-Aug-23 19:10:33

I really like cooking with wine
I even grow my own grapevine

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crazyH Mon 28-Aug-23 19:52:06

I really like cooking with wine
I even grow my own grapevine
Food always tastes good

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FarNorth Mon 28-Aug-23 22:09:47

I really like cooking with wine
I even grow my own grapevine
Food always tastes good
As I know it should

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crazyH Mon 28-Aug-23 22:15:16

I really like cooking with wine
I even grow my own grapevine
Food always tastes good
As I know it should
My brood wait with their plates, in line.

We’re a large family you see

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Scribbles Tue 29-Aug-23 09:57:33

We’re a large family you see
Six children, Dad, Grandpa and me

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