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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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crazyH Sun 23-Jul-23 23:15:37

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet

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FarNorth Mon 24-Jul-23 00:51:30

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet
But Fido's my pal

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Squiffy Mon 24-Jul-23 09:39:43

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet
But Fido's my pal
Do our best we shall

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Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 10:01:23

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet
But Fido's my pal
Do our best we shall
Even if we end up in debt

My niece shut her cat in the shed

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Bellanonna Mon 24-Jul-23 10:24:35

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said

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FarNorth Mon 24-Jul-23 10:33:27

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said
The yowls were intense

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VB000 Mon 24-Jul-23 10:36:11

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said
The yowls were intense
We heard by the fence

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Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 14:41:18

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said
The yowls were intense
We heard by the fence
It then dug up her flower bed

They say that dogs are man's best friend

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-Jul-23 14:54:51

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend

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crazyH Mon 24-Jul-23 18:55:24

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend
Mine has no pedigree

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p0Sy Tue 25-Jul-23 10:43:29

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend
Mine has no pedigree
You get what you see

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henetha Tue 25-Jul-23 10:46:56

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend
Mine has no pedigree
You get what you see
My vet said they're best in the end.

I quite agreed till it bit me

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Crocus5 Tue 25-Jul-23 10:52:08

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee

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Scribbles Tue 25-Jul-23 10:59:37

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed

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Squiffy Tue 25-Jul-23 11:15:54

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed
My sick bowl I grabbed

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 11:22:49

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed
My sick bowl I grabbed,
You’ve got to be careful you see

I went for a walk by the lake

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 11:23:36

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed
My sick bowl I grabbed,
You’ve got to be careful you see

I went for a stroll by the lake

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-Jul-23 11:58:20

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake

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Squiffy Tue 25-Jul-23 12:51:03

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake
I’m not very brave

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 13:12:08

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake
I’m not very brave,f
‘Twas only Big Dave

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Jul-23 14:46:33

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake
I’m not very brave,
‘Twas only Big Dave
Who now seemed as thin as a rake

‘Overdone dieting!’ he said

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Scribbles Tue 25-Jul-23 15:25:12

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jul-23 15:45:08

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"
But I'm thin as a rail

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Squiffy Tue 25-Jul-23 16:35:44

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"
But I'm thin as a rail
Nothing like a whale

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Scribbles Tue 25-Jul-23 17:13:02

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"
But I'm thin as a rail
Nothing like a whale,
Resembling a minnow instead.

If only I had read the book

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