Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

Ooh, I forgot the next bit....

A fine ballerina called Clancy

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell,
Let out a loud yell,

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell,
Let out a loud yell,
Crying, “Ballet I no longer fancy!”

A robin is perched on my wall

A fine ballerina called Clancy
Pranced up on the stage in Nancy
Disaster! He fell,
Let out a loud yell,
The result of being too prancy

Said a motor mechanic from Tring

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall
Oh, Look! Here's a wren

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall
Oh, Look! Here's a wren
Oh no it’s a hen

A robin is perched on my wall
He looks about ready to fall
Oh, look! It's a wren
Oh no it's a hen
Who's helping young red with it's shawl

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Apologies (As I pressed POST I realised!)

If you go down the road to Mumbai

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry

If you go down the road to Mumbai
You will find it quite dusty and dry

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry
Its not safe to walk there

Oops.
Ignore me.

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry
Its not safe to walk there
You’ll meet the March hare

If you go down the road to Mumbai,
Don't tell your mum, or she'll cry
Its not safe to walk there
You’ll meet the March hare
And the Drink Me bottle is dry.

I do like to see a Spring crocus

I do like to see a spring crocus
But I need my spectacles to focus

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus
Its bright metal blue

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus
Its bright metal blue
And quite flashy, its true

I do like to see a Spring crocus
Specially when out in my lotus
Its bright metal blue
And quite flashy, its true
Give me a wave don’t provoke us

The snowdrops are becoming just history

The snowdrops are becoming just history
What's next is not a mystery

The snowdrops are becoming just history
What's next is not a mystery
Sunny daffodils ?🌼