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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

BrightandBreezy Wed 21-Feb-24 11:42:39

The snowdrops are becoming history
What's next is not a mystery
Sunny Daffodils?🌼
Golden hosts on hills 🌼

GoldenLady Wed 21-Feb-24 15:44:16

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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot
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BrightandBreezy Wed 21-Feb-24 11:42:39

The snowdrops are becoming history
What's next is not a mystery
Sunny Daffodils?🌼
Golden hosts on hills 🌼
Followed by heat that is blistery

But summertime keeps getting warmer

biglouis Wed 21-Feb-24 23:42:20

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer

henetha Thu 22-Feb-24 10:15:10

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer
With water-wings on

biglouis Thu 22-Feb-24 12:45:32

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer
With water-wings on
My fear of drowning gone

Squiffy Thu 22-Feb-24 13:27:42

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer
With water-wings on
My fear of drowning gone
I’m as good as my friend, Norma.

She still beats me at doing crawl

crazyH Thu 22-Feb-24 14:23:09

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl

biglouis Fri 23-Feb-24 00:51:58

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl
I'll just pose in designer suit

GoldenLady Sat 24-Feb-24 00:51:38

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl
I'll just pose in designer suit
At least I'll look cute

SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 01:01:59

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl
I'll just pose in designer suit
At least I'll look cute
While I try not to drown as I sprawl

A spider went out for his dinner

biglouis Sat 24-Feb-24 09:09:41

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner

SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 09:11:59

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner
I've never tried fish

henetha Sat 24-Feb-24 09:53:06

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner
I've never tried fish
So bring me a dish

Bellanonna Sat 24-Feb-24 11:58:36

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner
I've never tried fish
So bring me a dish
Looks like I’m on to a winner

My cat once came home very late

MissAdventure Sat 24-Feb-24 12:14:44

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date

Salti Sat 24-Feb-24 12:57:44

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date
A talking pussy?

BrightandBreezy Sat 24-Feb-24 13:51:18

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date
A talking pussy?
She's very fussy

Gwyllt Sat 24-Feb-24 14:44:43

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date
A talking pussy?
She's very fussy
I asked her if she’d found a mate

She said her mate was black and white

MissAdventure Sat 24-Feb-24 15:20:04

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height

GoldenLady Sat 24-Feb-24 15:38:16

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height
But he was a zebra

Gwyllt Sat 24-Feb-24 15:57:38

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height
But he was a zebra
His birth sign was libre

SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 18:31:33

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height
But he was a zebra
His birth sign was libre
They're out again Saturday night!

SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 18:32:04

My cabbages look very small

Salti Sat 24-Feb-24 18:59:30

My cabbages look very small
But my sweetcorn is six feet tall

SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 19:16:33

My cabbages look very small
But my sweetcorn is six feet tall
My pumpkins are green

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