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The snowdrops are becoming history
What's next is not a mystery
Sunny Daffodils?🌼
Golden hosts on hills 🌼

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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot
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BrightandBreezy Wed 21-Feb-24 11:42:39

The snowdrops are becoming history
What's next is not a mystery
Sunny Daffodils?🌼
Golden hosts on hills 🌼
Followed by heat that is blistery

But summertime keeps getting warmer

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer
With water-wings on

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer
With water-wings on
My fear of drowning gone

But summertime keeps getting warmer
And at swimming Im quite a performer
With water-wings on
My fear of drowning gone
I’m as good as my friend, Norma.

She still beats me at doing crawl

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl
I'll just pose in designer suit

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl
I'll just pose in designer suit
At least I'll look cute

She still beats me at doing crawl,
I’m a lady, so I won’t brawl
I'll just pose in designer suit
At least I'll look cute
While I try not to drown as I sprawl

A spider went out for his dinner

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner
I've never tried fish

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner
I've never tried fish
So bring me a dish

A spider went out for his dinner
He was hungry and he had got thinner
I've never tried fish
So bring me a dish
Looks like I’m on to a winner

My cat once came home very late

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date
A talking pussy?

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date
A talking pussy?
She's very fussy

My cat once came home very late
She told me she'd been on a date
A talking pussy?
She's very fussy
I asked her if she’d found a mate

She said her mate was black and white

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height
But he was a zebra

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height
But he was a zebra
His birth sign was libre

She said her mate was black and white
He was tall, but still fat for his height
But he was a zebra
His birth sign was libre
They're out again Saturday night!

My cabbages look very small

My cabbages look very small
But my sweetcorn is six feet tall

My cabbages look very small
But my sweetcorn is six feet tall
My pumpkins are green