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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Gwyllt Sun 31-Mar-24 16:51:49

Chocolate finger prints everywhere
With wet cloth in hand I just stare

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biglouis Sun 31-Mar-24 23:24:20

Chocolate finger prints everywhere
With wet cloth in hand I just stare
The kids have eaten eggs and sweets

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Apr-24 10:03:52

Chocolate finger prints everywhere
With wet cloth in hand I just stare
The kids left the eggs
Left nothing but dregs

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biglouis Mon 01-Apr-24 13:20:52

Chocolate finger prints everywhere
With wet cloth in hand I just stare
The kids left the eggs
Left nothing but dregs
At their greed I do despair

So I cooked up a big Easter meal

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Apr-24 13:38:28

So I cooked up a big Easter meal
But later I started to feel

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Ashcombe Mon 01-Apr-24 14:45:59

So I cooked up a big Easter meal
But later I started to feel
Overwhelmed by the heat

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MissAdventure Mon 01-Apr-24 14:56:58

So I cooked up a big Easter meal
But later I started to feel
Overwhelmed by the heat
And the smell from my feet

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crazyH Mon 01-Apr-24 22:45:51

So I cooked up a big Easter meal
But later I started to feel
Overwhelmed by the heat
And the smell from my feet
But hubby said “that’s no big deal”

“Just sleep in the spare room” he said

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MissAdventure Mon 01-Apr-24 23:56:33

“Just sleep in the spare room” he said
The one with the lumpy old bed

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Apr-24 00:39:12

“Just sleep in the spare room” he said
The one with the lumpy old bed"
So now it's HIS room

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Gwyllt Tue 02-Apr-24 08:54:24

“Just sleep in the spare room” he said
The one with the lumpy old bed"
So now it's HIS room
He can watch the moon

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 10:31:01

“ Just sleep in the spare room” he said
The one with the lumpy old bed"
So now it's HIS room
He can watch the moon
And be worried if it turns red

So many programmes to choose from

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Salti Tue 02-Apr-24 11:45:47

So many programmes to choose from
Some funny and some quite gruesome

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biglouis Tue 02-Apr-24 11:58:29

So many programmes to choose from
Some funny and some quite gruesome
With Netflix and Amazon to stream

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 12:23:38

Just a reminder of the Limerick rhythm 88558
So many programmes to choose from
Some funny and some quite gruesome
Amazon to stream
Netflix to redeem

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VB000 Tue 02-Apr-24 12:29:21

So many programmes to choose from
Some funny and some quite gruesome
Amazon to stream
Netflix to redeem
Some stuff is even quite wholesome

The cats in the garden take turns

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Gwyllt Tue 02-Apr-24 14:17:27

The cats in the garden take turns
To play peek a bo in the ferns

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GoldenLady Tue 02-Apr-24 15:47:34

The cats in the garden take turns
To play peekaboo in the ferns
Mine just caught a mouse

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 19:49:39

The cats in the garden take turns
To play peekaboo in the ferns
Mine just caught a mouse
Brought it in the house

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crazyH Tue 02-Apr-24 20:42:23

The cats in the garden take turns
To play peekaboo in the ferns
Mine just caught a mouse
Brought it in the house
Dragged it, causing some carpet-burns

I’m not an oil painting, no way

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Gwyllt Tue 02-Apr-24 23:04:13

I’m not an oil painting, no way
But still I am happy and gay

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crazyH Tue 02-Apr-24 23:36:48

I’m not an oil painting, no way
But still I am happy and gay
My eyes, they do squint

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Juliet27 Wed 03-Apr-24 07:57:13

I’m not an oil painting, no way
But still I am happy and gay
My eyes, they do squint
I’m best not in print

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biglouis Wed 03-Apr-24 12:15:41

I’m not an oil painting, no way
But still I am happy and gay
My eyes, they do squint
I’m best not in print
Wont sit for my portrait today

So selfies are more to my taste

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VB000 Wed 03-Apr-24 12:36:07

So selfies are more to my taste
Compared to some, they look quite chaste

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