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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

biglouis Tue 09-Apr-24 17:40:53

They glumly returned back to Wales
Walked home as slowly as snails
They all got quite drunk

Mel1967 Tue 09-Apr-24 19:00:00

And danced to some punk

Gwyllt Tue 09-Apr-24 19:40:06

They glumly returned back to Wales
Walked home as slowly as snails
They all got quite drunk on
And danced to some punk.
Pursued by some very sexy males

They enjoyed dancing in the dark

MissAdventure Tue 09-Apr-24 19:51:45

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park

crazyH Tue 09-Apr-24 19:56:48

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there

MissAdventure Tue 09-Apr-24 19:59:05

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there
They shook out their hair

Gwyllt Tue 09-Apr-24 20:24:21

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there
They shook out their hair
Two by two they danced into the arc

It’s been a lovely sunny day today

crazyH Tue 09-Apr-24 20:31:55

They enjoyed dancing in the dark
They gyrated off to the park,
And on the way there
They shook out their hair
Then they heard the sound of the lark

This story’s set in the sixties

Mel1967 Tue 09-Apr-24 21:13:33

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies

Gwyllt Tue 09-Apr-24 23:44:14

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies
They took purple hearts

Bellanonna Wed 10-Apr-24 08:04:53

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies
They took purple hearts
Didn’t care for The Arts

Juliet27 Wed 10-Apr-24 08:33:17

This story is set in the sixties
And is about fairies and pixies
They took purple hearts
Didn’t care for The Arts
Just made sure they got their fixes

The age of innocence has gone

biglouis Wed 10-Apr-24 10:25:14

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on

Mel1967 Wed 10-Apr-24 10:49:49

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on
Social Media’s to blame

henetha Wed 10-Apr-24 10:51:15

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on
Social Media’s to blame,
Everyone wants fame,

Mel1967 Wed 10-Apr-24 13:52:09

The age of innocence has gone
Technology has moved us on
Social Media’s to blame
Everyone wants fame
Life has gone very wrong

Mummy & Daddy & Me

biglouis Wed 10-Apr-24 21:52:07

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea

crazyH Wed 10-Apr-24 23:03:54

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea
But there’s constant fear

crazyH Wed 10-Apr-24 23:05:22

I love the start line Mel1967

henetha Thu 11-Apr-24 10:25:31

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea
But there’s constant fear
That the sea's too near

Juliet27 Thu 11-Apr-24 10:47:20

Mummy & Daddy & Me
Own a cottage beside the sea
But there’s constant fear
That the sea's too near
And we’ll all end up floating free

There’s still a risk on higher ground.

VB000 Thu 11-Apr-24 11:02:37

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found

GoldenLady Thu 11-Apr-24 14:44:52

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found
But higher is better

Juliet27 Thu 11-Apr-24 18:37:29

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found
But higher is better
As it’s much wetter

biglouis Thu 11-Apr-24 22:48:43

There’s still a risk on higher ground
To float away and not be found
But higher is better
As it’s much wetter
And birds are the only sound

I would love the peace and quiet

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