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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

Gwyllt Thu 11-Apr-24 23:36:06

I would love the peace and quiet
Let us hope that there isn’t a riot

Juliet27 Fri 12-Apr-24 07:32:01

I would love the peace and quiet
Let us hope that there isn’t a riot
Peace for long is rare

Gwyllt Fri 12-Apr-24 08:07:11

I would love the peace and quiet
Let us hope that there isn’t a riot
Peace for long is rare
No time to stand and stare

crazyH Fri 12-Apr-24 20:36:08

I would love the peace and quiet
Let us hope that there isn’t a riot
Peace for long is rare
No time to stand and stare
Certainly no time to diet

I don’t know why folks like sushi

biglouis Fri 12-Apr-24 23:15:04

I don’t know why folks like sushi
I certainly like something juicy

crazyH Fri 12-Apr-24 23:19:40

I don’t know why folks like sushi
I certainly like something juicy,
Get my teeth into

Gwyllt Fri 12-Apr-24 23:28:32

I don’t know why folks like sushi
I certainly like something juicy,
Get my teeth into
Then give a review

Mel1967 Sat 13-Apr-24 10:07:57

I don’t know why folks like sushi
I certainly like something juicy
Get my teeth into
Then give a review
All better than Gucci

crazyH Sat 13-Apr-24 10:10:06

Start line Mel1967 ?

Mel1967 Sat 13-Apr-24 10:20:19

crazyH

Start line Mel1967 ?

There was an old owl who loved books

crazyH Sat 13-Apr-24 10:30:34

There was an old owl who loved books
‘Specially those about nasty crooks

Bellanonna Sat 13-Apr-24 11:14:26

There was an old owl who loved books
Especially those about crooks
What she loved most of all

Salti Sat 13-Apr-24 14:27:49

There was an old owl who loved books
Especially those about crooks
What she loved most of all
Was watching football

Bellanonna Sun 14-Apr-24 09:33:54

There was an old owl who loved books
Especially those about crooks
What she loved most of all
Was watching football
And taking great care of her looks

I bought some new shoes in a sale

crazyH Sun 14-Apr-24 09:40:32

I bought some new shoes in a sale
But the soles told a nasty tale

Mel1967 Sun 14-Apr-24 09:49:39

I bought some new shoes in a sale
But the soles told a nasty tale
The soles had a hole

Bellanonna Sun 14-Apr-24 09:55:28

I bought some new shoes in a sale
But the soles told a nasty tale
The soles had a hole
A sole with a hole ?😡

Juliet27 Sun 14-Apr-24 10:14:23

I bought some new shoes in a sale
But the soles told a nasty tale
The soles had a hole
A sole with a hole ?😡
A sole with a hole is a fail

Sale goods are often below par

henetha Sun 14-Apr-24 10:41:55

Sale goods are often below par,
This season, no bargains so far,

crazyH Sun 14-Apr-24 11:08:24

Sale goods are often below par,
This season, no bargains so far,
I need some new shoes

Gwyllt Sun 14-Apr-24 11:58:16

Sale goods are often below par,
This season, no bargains so far,
I need some new shoes
But how should I choose

crazyH Sun 14-Apr-24 12:32:41

Sale goods are often below par,
This season, no bargains so far,
I need some new shoes
But how should I choose
Comfort before stylish, by far.

Sunday is turning out boring

biglouis Sun 14-Apr-24 13:29:52

Sunday is turning out boring
Partner is still in bed snoring

crazyH Sun 14-Apr-24 16:03:50

Sunday is turning out boring
Partner is still in bed snoring
Not one person called

Gwyllt Sun 14-Apr-24 16:14:34

Sunday is turning out boring
Partner is still in bed snoring
Not one person called
On the sofa I sprawled

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