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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Gwyllt Tue 16-Apr-24 20:39:32

My forte I never have found
In circles I'm going around
I wish I could stop

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Salti Tue 16-Apr-24 21:20:32

My forte I never have found
In circles I'm going around
I wish I could stop
Off the treadmill hop

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biglouis Tue 16-Apr-24 21:24:16

My forte I never have found
In circles I'm going around
Interior design is not for me

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biglouis Wed 17-Apr-24 00:47:43

My forte I never have found
In circles I'm going around
I wish I could stop
Off the treadmill hop
Going off grid will save pounds

I'l; build me a home in the wild

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crazyH Wed 17-Apr-24 00:53:41

I'll build me a home in the wild
Around me animals, the kind

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Gwyllt Wed 17-Apr-24 08:42:02

I'll build me a home in the wild
Around me animals, the kind
The wind it would blow

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VB000 Wed 17-Apr-24 09:13:43

I'll build me a home in the wild
Around me animals, the kind
The wind it would blow
A river would flow

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Mel1967 Wed 17-Apr-24 13:16:35

I’ll build me a home in the wild
Around me animals, the kind
The wind it would blow
A river would flow
An amazing life for a child

I really can’t take any more

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biglouis Wed 17-Apr-24 13:40:52

I really can’t take any more
Let the world stay outside of my door

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Juliet27 Wed 17-Apr-24 16:07:23

I really can’t take any more
Let the world stay outside my door
There’s nothing but gloom

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crazyH Wed 17-Apr-24 16:14:58

I really can’t take any more
Let the world stay outside my door
There’s nothing but gloom
Papers full of doom

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Apr-24 07:30:01

I really can’t take any more
Let the world stay outside my door
There’s nothing but gloom
Papers full of doom
It makes my emotions feel raw

We need much more uplifting news

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VB000 Thu 18-Apr-24 09:55:30

We need much more uplifting news
Something less dreary, I would choose

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Squiffy Thu 18-Apr-24 11:08:12

They glumly returned back to Wales
Walked home as slowly as snails
Such sulky faces

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Squiffy Thu 18-Apr-24 11:09:13

Sorry, wrong page! blush

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Squiffy Thu 18-Apr-24 11:10:05

We need much more uplifting news
Something less dreary, I would choose
A few funny jokes

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biglouis Thu 18-Apr-24 11:28:45

We need much more uplifting news
Something less dreary, I would choose
A few funny jokes
Or less serious folks

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Salti Thu 18-Apr-24 12:11:19

We need much more uplifting news
Something less dreary, I would choose
A few funny jokes
Or less serious folks
As it is I'm hitting the booze

There is so much evil around

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Mel1967 Thu 18-Apr-24 12:37:03

There is so much evil around
Cruelty & violence abound

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Squiffy Thu 18-Apr-24 13:11:56

There is so much evil around
Cruelty & violence abound
Let’s all try and smile

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Gwyllt Thu 18-Apr-24 14:34:34

There is so much evil around
Cruelty & violence abound
Let’s all try and smile
At least for a while

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Apr-24 08:19:40

There is so much evil around
Cruelty & violence abound
Let’s all try and smile
At least for a while
And pretend the world is more sound

We must search for comforting news

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henetha Fri 19-Apr-24 10:14:54

We must search for comforting news
It's there, underneath all the blues,

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Mel1967 Fri 19-Apr-24 14:02:47

We must search for comforting news
It’s there, underneath all the blues
No need to feel down

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GoldenLady Fri 19-Apr-24 14:11:49

We must search for comforting news
It’s there, underneath all the blues
No need to feel down
To worry or frown

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