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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Mel1967 Wed 24-Apr-24 07:44:29

She dislikes her neighbour Dora
Gossips about her with Laura
She says nasty things

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VB000 Wed 24-Apr-24 09:46:58

She dislikes her neighbour Dora
Gossips about her with Laura
She says nasty things
While down by the swings

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biglouis Wed 24-Apr-24 11:23:06

She dislikes her neighbour Dora
Gossips about her with Laura
She says nasty things
While down by the swings
Youd think tittle tattle would bore her

She peers through the curtains all day

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BrightandBreezy Wed 24-Apr-24 13:48:37

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way

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Salti Wed 24-Apr-24 14:32:22

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way
She's just so nosy

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crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 14:36:23

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way
She's just so nosy
And rather bossy

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Gwyllt Wed 24-Apr-24 15:10:18

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way
She's just so nosy
And rather bossy
Shame that she has nothing to say

Swifts are flying high in the sky

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crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 15:24:46

Swifts are flying high in the sky
I love to watch them going by

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Mel1967 Wed 24-Apr-24 17:30:38

Swifts are flying in the sky
I love to watch them flying by
They dive, swoop and soar

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Mollygo Wed 24-Apr-24 17:48:07

Swifts are flying in the sky
I love to watch them flying by
They dive, swoop and soar
Drop presents galore

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crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 20:15:49

Swifts are flying in the sky
I love to watch them flying by
They dive, swoop and soar
Drop presents galore
I’d rather they stay up there, high.

If I were rich, I really would

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VB000 Thu 25-Apr-24 09:16:53

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood

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biglouis Thu 25-Apr-24 10:58:37

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood
With miles of golden sands

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crazyH Thu 25-Apr-24 11:03:52

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood
Miles of golden sands
Time on my fair hands

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Salti Thu 25-Apr-24 12:04:58

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood
Miles of golden sands
Time on my fair hands
As long as we don't get a flood

I walk out on the harbour wall

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crazyH Thu 25-Apr-24 12:11:01

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall

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Mollygo Thu 25-Apr-24 14:06:04

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall
In the sea, what a splash!

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crazyH Thu 25-Apr-24 14:53:51

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall
In the sea, what a splash!
On my face, a gash!

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biglouis Thu 25-Apr-24 15:06:11

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall
In the sea, what a splash!
On my face, a gash!
Now that was an unlucky call

I'm buying fish fresh from the sea

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Salti Thu 25-Apr-24 15:08:53

I'm buying fish fresh from the sea
I'm in Marseilles, down on the quay

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Gwyllt Thu 25-Apr-24 16:54:00

I'm buying fish fresh from the sea
I'm in Marseilles, down on the quay
How shall I cook it

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Mel1967 Fri 26-Apr-24 08:34:22

I’m buying fish fresh from the sea
I’m in Marseilles, down on the quay
How shall I cook it
Maybe just grill it

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Bellanonna Fri 26-Apr-24 10:36:45

I’m buying fish fresh from the sea
I’m in Marseilles, down on the quay
How shall I cook it
Maybe just grill it
Oh great, there’s enough here for three

I’m keen to brush up on my French

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Salti Fri 26-Apr-24 10:46:19

I’m keen to brush up on my French
Oh la la, I am rather dense

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Squiffy Fri 26-Apr-24 11:20:52

I’m keen to brush up on my French
Oh la la, I am rather dense
I can say ‘encore’

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