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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

Mel1967 Wed 24-Apr-24 07:44:29

She dislikes her neighbour Dora
Gossips about her with Laura
She says nasty things

VB000 Wed 24-Apr-24 09:46:58

She dislikes her neighbour Dora
Gossips about her with Laura
She says nasty things
While down by the swings

biglouis Wed 24-Apr-24 11:23:06

She dislikes her neighbour Dora
Gossips about her with Laura
She says nasty things
While down by the swings
Youd think tittle tattle would bore her

She peers through the curtains all day

BrightandBreezy Wed 24-Apr-24 13:48:37

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way

Salti Wed 24-Apr-24 14:32:22

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way
She's just so nosy

crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 14:36:23

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way
She's just so nosy
And rather bossy

Gwyllt Wed 24-Apr-24 15:10:18

She peers through the curtains all day
Wants friends but this isn't the way
She's just so nosy
And rather bossy
Shame that she has nothing to say

Swifts are flying high in the sky

crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 15:24:46

Swifts are flying high in the sky
I love to watch them going by

Mel1967 Wed 24-Apr-24 17:30:38

Swifts are flying in the sky
I love to watch them flying by
They dive, swoop and soar

Mollygo Wed 24-Apr-24 17:48:07

Swifts are flying in the sky
I love to watch them flying by
They dive, swoop and soar
Drop presents galore

crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 20:15:49

Swifts are flying in the sky
I love to watch them flying by
They dive, swoop and soar
Drop presents galore
I’d rather they stay up there, high.

If I were rich, I really would

VB000 Thu 25-Apr-24 09:16:53

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood

biglouis Thu 25-Apr-24 10:58:37

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood
With miles of golden sands

crazyH Thu 25-Apr-24 11:03:52

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood
Miles of golden sands
Time on my fair hands

Salti Thu 25-Apr-24 12:04:58

If I were rich, I really would
Live in a coastal neighbourhood
Miles of golden sands
Time on my fair hands
As long as we don't get a flood

I walk out on the harbour wall

crazyH Thu 25-Apr-24 12:11:01

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall

Mollygo Thu 25-Apr-24 14:06:04

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall
In the sea, what a splash!

crazyH Thu 25-Apr-24 14:53:51

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall
In the sea, what a splash!
On my face, a gash!

biglouis Thu 25-Apr-24 15:06:11

I walk out on the harbour wall
Then tripped, oh that was quite a fall
In the sea, what a splash!
On my face, a gash!
Now that was an unlucky call

I'm buying fish fresh from the sea

Salti Thu 25-Apr-24 15:08:53

I'm buying fish fresh from the sea
I'm in Marseilles, down on the quay

Gwyllt Thu 25-Apr-24 16:54:00

I'm buying fish fresh from the sea
I'm in Marseilles, down on the quay
How shall I cook it

Mel1967 Fri 26-Apr-24 08:34:22

I’m buying fish fresh from the sea
I’m in Marseilles, down on the quay
How shall I cook it
Maybe just grill it

Bellanonna Fri 26-Apr-24 10:36:45

I’m buying fish fresh from the sea
I’m in Marseilles, down on the quay
How shall I cook it
Maybe just grill it
Oh great, there’s enough here for three

I’m keen to brush up on my French

Salti Fri 26-Apr-24 10:46:19

I’m keen to brush up on my French
Oh la la, I am rather dense

Squiffy Fri 26-Apr-24 11:20:52

I’m keen to brush up on my French
Oh la la, I am rather dense
I can say ‘encore’

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