Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway) (

Using my phone is frustrating
My fingers hurt through nail-biting
To text is not is not easy
Makes me feel queasy
Get so fed up with call waiting

There once was a wonderful star

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar
A real supernova

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar
A real supernova
For earth, is it over?

There once was a wonderful star
That shone so brightly from afar
A real supernova
For earth, is it over?
We've survived everything, so far.

Planet Earth needs our tender care

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share
Let us not destroy

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share
Let us not destroy
Let us all enjoy

Planet Earth needs our tender care
The positives are for us to share
Let us not destroy
Let us all enjoy
Or there will be nothing left here

Some day we may travel in space

Some day we may travel in space
But please don't make it a race

Some day we may travel in space
But please don't make it a race
What’s wrong with our Earth

Some day we may travel in space
But please don't make it a race
What’s wrong with our Earth
The world of our birth

Some day we may travel in space
Please don't make it a race
What's wrong with our Earth
The world of our birth
We're destroying it at fast pace

Cutting down on fuel is a must

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust.

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust
Did you wear your nice vest?

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust
Did you wear your nice vest?
Or get a cold chest

Cutting down on fuel is a must
But we froze when our boiler went bust
Did you wear your nice vest?
Or get a cold chest,
No, so my feet soon turned to rust.

I'm going to bake a cake today

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau
Here at the chateau

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau
Ingredients not cheapo

I'm going to bake a cake today
It will be chocolate if I may
Black Forest gateau
Ingredients not cheapo
But will it be wasted? No way.

One slice may not be quite enough.

One slice may not be enough
I’ve bumped this thread
Sommy words might be rough
Trying to keep the spammers at bay

One slice may not be enough
To stop after one could be tough

One slice may not be enough
To stop after one could be tough
Two, smothered in cream