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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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65KL Fri 05-Jan-24 22:02:14

Some love a mystery story
Whodunnits , but not too gory
Agatha Christie
Clues a bit misty
Set in a long gone century

Others enjoy a good romance

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Jan-24 15:46:30

Others enjoy a good romance
Some much prefer a song and dance

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GoldenLady Sat 06-Jan-24 17:00:58

Others enjoy a good romance
Some much prefer a song and dance
But I like to read

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Mel1967 Sat 06-Jan-24 17:10:50

GoldenLady

Others enjoy a good romance
Some much prefer a song and dance
But I like to read

Like a woman on speed
And enjoy anything
While I’m ringing the King

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65KL Sat 06-Jan-24 21:40:07

Others enjoy a good romance
Some much prefer a song and dance
But I like to read
Sometimes at great speed

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Mel1967 Sat 06-Jan-24 21:46:14

With others that need
To have a good feed
While pulling some weeds

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Bellanonna Sun 07-Jan-24 11:14:48

Others enjoy a good romance
Some much prefer a song and dance
But I like to read
Sometimes at great speed
And I sing while I water my plants

I’ve got a new puppy called Kite

Mel1967 - nice to see someone new. With respect, If you look back at earlier examples you’ll see the format we use

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Jan-24 11:21:21

I’ve got a new puppy called Kite
I’m hoping he learns not to bite

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crazyH Sun 07-Jan-24 11:22:26

I’ve got a new puppy called Kite
Tears my sofa with all her might

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Bellanonna Sun 07-Jan-24 11:24:01

I’ve got a new puppy called Kite
I’m hoping he learns not to bite
My hand’s black and blue

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Jan-24 12:56:22

I’ve got a new puppy called Kite
I’m hoping he learns not to bite
My hand’s black and blue
He chews bedding too

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Salti Sun 07-Jan-24 14:13:53

I’ve got a new puppy called Kite
I’m hoping he learns not to bite
My hand’s black and blue
He chews bedding too
I daren't let him out of my sight

He tried to demolish my car

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65KL Sun 07-Jan-24 16:05:33

He tried to demolish my car
Bite marks on the steering wheel- arrgh

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GoldenLady Sun 07-Jan-24 16:12:10

He tried to demolish my car
Bite marks on the steering wheel- arrgh
Then he started to drive

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Mel1967 Sun 07-Jan-24 16:12:25

He does like a stroke

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Jan-24 16:53:16

He tried to demolish my car
Bite marks on the steering wheel- arrgh
Then he starts to drive
I doubt that he’ll thrive

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BrightandBreezy Mon 08-Jan-24 00:05:47

He tried to demolish my car
Bite marks on the steering wheel -arrgh
Then he starts to drive
I doubt that he'll thrive
Definitely won't get very far

He takes up a lot of my time

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65KL Mon 08-Jan-24 08:03:59

He takes up a lot of my time
Cleaning up his messes , it's grime

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VB000 Mon 08-Jan-24 09:35:33

He takes up a lot of my time
Cleaning up his messes, it's grime
And then there's the fur

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Squiffy Mon 08-Jan-24 10:04:33

He takes up a lot of my time
Cleaning up his messes, it's grime
And then there's the fur
Off his scruffy cur

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Jan-24 11:43:57

He takes up a lot of my time
Cleaning up his messes, it's grime
And then there's the fur
Off this scruffy cur
To part with him would be a crime

His love is unconditional

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Salti Mon 08-Jan-24 13:42:13

His love is unconditional
Naughtiness is additional

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Bellanonna Mon 08-Jan-24 13:44:13

His love is unconditional
Naughtiness is additional
He pulls on the lead

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libra10 Mon 08-Jan-24 13:53:37

His love is unconditional
Naughtiness is additional
He pulls on the lead
I have to concede

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Jan-24 16:13:35

His love is unconditional
Naughtiness is additional
He pulls on the lead
I have to concede
Whether he stays is decisional

Maybe I'll get a pet llama

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