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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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65KL Mon 08-Jan-24 18:24:22

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama

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Salti Mon 08-Jan-24 19:31:31

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama
He'll nibble my hair

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VB000 Tue 09-Jan-24 09:24:41

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama
He'll nibble my hair
He'd have his own lair

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henetha Tue 09-Jan-24 09:57:29

Maybe I'll get a pet llama
Will live in my house - no drama
He'll nibble my hair
He'd have his own lair
He'd come here from Alabama.

He was advertised on Facebook

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Salti Tue 09-Jan-24 10:25:18

He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck

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crazyH Tue 09-Jan-24 10:35:20

Salti love your Yorkshire ‘dook’
He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck
Snorting and quacking

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Jan-24 14:11:33

Salti love your Yorkshire ‘dook’
He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck
Snorting and quacking
Offers were lacking

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GoldenLady Tue 09-Jan-24 15:00:20

He was advertised on Facebook
Along with a pig and a duck
Snorting and quacking
Offers were lacking
So I bought him after one look

Happily, he doesn't say "Moo"

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BrightandBreezy Tue 09-Jan-24 16:09:59

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do

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Salti Tue 09-Jan-24 16:46:47

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
Sometimes he does spit

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65KL Tue 09-Jan-24 16:47:38

Happily he doesn't say "Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
His teeth are bucked

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crazyH Tue 09-Jan-24 20:05:44

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
Sometimes he does spit
With his teeth he bit

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Squiffy Tue 09-Jan-24 20:43:41

Happily, he doesn't say ''Moo
There's not a great deal he can do
Sometimes he does spit
With his teeth he bit
And then he ran off with my shoe.

We chased him all round our big field

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crazyH Tue 09-Jan-24 21:39:01

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield

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VB000 Wed 10-Jan-24 08:57:22

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield
I jumped on his back

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Salti Wed 10-Jan-24 15:29:00

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield
I jumped on his back
Set off down the track

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GoldenLady Wed 10-Jan-24 16:03:18

We chased him all round our big field
Finally, the llama did yield
I jumped on his back
Set off down the track
"Oh, please let me get off!" I appealed

A race track for llamas? How silly!

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65KL Wed 10-Jan-24 17:00:14

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly

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Gwyllt Wed 10-Jan-24 23:30:32

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly
They run to the top

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BrightandBreezy Thu 11-Jan-24 01:10:13

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly
They run to the top
With a skip and hop

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GoldenLady Fri 12-Jan-24 14:55:44

A race track for Llamas? How silly!
Winding round and very hilly
They run to the top
With a skip and hop
But mine stopped when he saw a young filly

They're living in marital bliss

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Bellanonna Fri 12-Jan-24 23:21:52

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris

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GoldenLady Sat 13-Jan-24 15:33:17

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris
He's so cute in pajamas

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crazyH Sat 13-Jan-24 15:35:21

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris
He's so cute in pajamas
‘Specially made for llamas

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Salti Sun 14-Jan-24 10:01:44

They're living in marital bliss
With their baby llama called Chris
He's so cute in pajamas
‘Specially made for llamas
He always gets a goodnight kiss

A cuddle is lovely at night

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