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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 10:27:55

Someone asks a question and you have to give the wrong answer. It can be witty, sensible, pedantic, whatever you choose. Be kind!!

I'll start....

Why does an elephant have a trunk?

Gwyllt Fri 15-Mar-24 13:37:51

It the day your cleaners come at least get up and let them in

Why do the squirrels steal the birds nuts

biglouis Sat 16-Mar-24 01:14:32

Because they are too idle to look for their own

Why do delivery drivers lie about no one being home?

AGAA4 Sat 16-Mar-24 08:13:15

They don't want the trouble of getting out of their vans and can finish the round in half the time.

Why do I forget my shopping list.

Gwyllt Sat 16-Mar-24 08:19:40

Chocolate wasn’t on the list and you want to pretend it was

Why is packaging getting harder to open

biglouis Sun 17-Mar-24 00:51:49

So you can practice throwing them across the room

Why do cats think they are the boss?

Namsnanny Sun 17-Mar-24 01:49:42

Because they don't think, they know.

When I'm swishing a fly away, why does it decide to target my eyes?

Diplomat Sun 17-Mar-24 15:08:27

Because they can't find the drink to fall in.
Can I go back to Bilgeman.
Why do elephants have big ears.
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Okay, to continue:
Why do huge cruise liners float

henetha Mon 18-Mar-24 10:01:17

Because it's definitely a better idea than sinking.

Why has my lawn got more moss than grass now?

MissAdventure Mon 18-Mar-24 10:19:03

Because nobody likes a grass.

Who are you?

biglouis Mon 18-Mar-24 10:58:22

If I told you who I really am I would have to kill you.

Why do rockets take off straight up?

MissAdventure Mon 18-Mar-24 11:14:22

Because they don't like taking the scenic route.

Did the dish really run away with the spoon?

Ashcombe Mon 18-Mar-24 11:24:41

Only because he knew the cat was on the fiddle.

Why did Bill and Ben like Little Weed?

MissAdventure Mon 18-Mar-24 11:37:31

Because smoking it made them go loopylou!

Why is rain wet?

Llamas99 Mon 18-Mar-24 11:50:27

So that your umbrella can get some exercise!

Why does my cat curtsy to my neighbor?

MissAdventure Mon 18-Mar-24 12:14:45

To prevent a CATastrophe.

MissAdventure Mon 18-Mar-24 12:15:23

Ooops!

What is the secret of immortality?

AGAA4 Mon 18-Mar-24 15:23:19

Keep well away from the grim reaper.

Why is my gas bill so huge?

fancythat Mon 18-Mar-24 16:10:01

It wants to keep up with your electricity bill.

Why is grass green?

Ashcombe Mon 18-Mar-24 18:11:02

Because it envies what's growing on the other side of the fence.

Why do we have rolling hills?

biglouis Tue 19-Mar-24 02:28:13

So that people can ride sledges down them in winter

Why are old castles always in ruins?

fancythat Tue 19-Mar-24 07:56:09

They ran out of stone.

Do you like doughnuts?

HelenLake Tue 19-Mar-24 10:16:00

Yes, cheese ones are best

Why do we need sleep

Wheniwasyourage Tue 19-Mar-24 17:53:00

If we didn't sleep there would be a lot of beds hanging around with nothing to do.

What is Manga?

fancythat Tue 19-Mar-24 20:18:48

It's a fruit of course.

Where does all the dust go?

MissAdventure Tue 19-Mar-24 23:02:40

It organises regular coach trips to my flat, because it can have an undisturbed, relaxing break.

Who loves ya, baby?