Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

Wish granted they are in the drawer in the kitchen. The one that is jammed shut

I wish some one would bring me a cuppa

Wish granted, but the tea has gone cold.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake

You have but it's three months old and is that mould on the icing?

I wish I could have a weekend in a 5 star hotel.

Glorianny

You have but it's three months old and is that mould on the icing?

I wish I could have a weekend in a 5 star hotel.

You got it, as the concierge.

Wish my washing would hang itself out.

Wish granted but there is a hurricane due!

I wish it were the 1960s again.

Wish granted. It's 1960, but you're the age you are now

I wish I was going on holiday

Wish granted but you are travelling by donkey and rowing boat.

I wish I could wake up and the whole house has been decorated and cleaned overnight.

Wish granted but all your furniture has been stolen.

I wish I could meet Paul McCartney

Wish granted but you meet him at his wake

I wish I could spend just an hour sitting with my gran again

Wish granted, but you couldn't give her a hug.

Wish I was fit and active once more.

Wish granted but the housework is waiting for you

I wish my wellies didn’t leak

Wish granted but it has rained so much the flood water comes over the top.

I wish I had someone to sort out things like insurance.

Wish granted but the person only speaks Russian

I wish I was in my mid 20s again

Wish granted but you still have arthritic knees and another seventy years to put up with them.

I wish I didn't waste time.

Wish granted, but now you’re too tired to enjoy your well earned leisure.

I wish dog hair didn’t cling to my clothes.

Wish granted but all your clothes are lost in a house move!

I wish I had learned to drive a car

Wish granted but you can’t afford the road taxes

I wish I could ski

Wish granted but you have to wheel them back

I wish i was one of my spoilt cats

Wish granted, but you're being chased by a dog.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep

You will , but the bad dreams will upset you.
I wish I still had a bicycle

You do have a bicycle, but your house is at the top of a very steep hill.

I wish I could get a good night’s sleep.

henetha You're not wrong there.

Wow! That’ll teach me to read more than one post ! Sorry for the repeat.
henetha
You do have a bicycle, but your house is at the top of a very steep hill.

I wish there didn’t always seem to be one odd sock.

Oh I'm sorry. HVDY2 I wouldn't want anyone to really have bad dreams.
It's ok Mollygo.. I get in muddles too, frequently.

Buy all your socks in one colour and style, then it doesn't matter if some go missing.

I wish I didn't have to go shopping today.