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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Babs03 Mon 11-Nov-24 19:36:01

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap

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crazyH Mon 11-Nov-24 21:51:12

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
“Are you free tonight?”

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Indigo8 Tue 12-Nov-24 08:27:03

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
"Are you free tonight?"
"D'ya Fancy a bite?"

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crazyH Tue 12-Nov-24 12:59:16

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
"Are you free tonight?"
"D'ya Fancy a bite?"
“As long as it’s not on your lap”

He only wanted a ‘quickie’

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biglouis Tue 12-Nov-24 14:18:03

He only wanted a ‘quickie’
So I left the pub pretty zippy

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GoldenLady Tue 12-Nov-24 15:39:14

He only wanted a ‘quickie’
So I left the pub pretty zippy
Will find other locales

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52bright Tue 12-Nov-24 18:49:09

He only wanted a 'quickie'
So I left the pub pretty zippky
Will find other locales
Will use my vocals

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biglouis Wed 13-Nov-24 12:14:35

He only wanted a 'quickie'
So I left the pub pretty zippy
Will find other locales
Will use my vocals
Before he takes the Mickey

I'll try a new phone dating app

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crazyH Wed 13-Nov-24 13:50:24

I'll try a new phone dating app
‘Cos my diary has a gap

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Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 14:09:14

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Cos my diary has a gap
I want a hot date

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52bright Wed 13-Nov-24 17:20:06

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late

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Justmeonmyown Wed 13-Nov-24 19:35:19

I’ll try a new phone dating app
‘Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late
In time for an afternoon nap

When I wake from my nap I know

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Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 19:36:28

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late
Having sat on a fit hunk's lap

I think I shall need a new look

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biglouis Thu 14-Nov-24 00:05:24

When I wake from my nap I know
I will be so excited to go

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Jane71 Thu 14-Nov-24 19:19:36

When I wake from my nap I know
I will be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk of man

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crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 00:02:04

Tweaked a bit

When I wake from my nap I know
I’ll be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk
He’s surely no monk

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biglouis Fri 15-Nov-24 11:47:02

When I wake from my nap I know
I’ll be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk
He’s surely no monk
My nerves are beginning to show

As soon as he knocked at the door

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crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 15:33:10

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor

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GoldenLady Fri 15-Nov-24 15:42:41

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny

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52bright Fri 15-Nov-24 17:47:31

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny
Sounds like a dummy

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Justmeonmyown Fri 15-Nov-24 22:59:58

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny
Sounds like a dummy
So don’t want to see him no more

I think I’ll be best on my own

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crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 23:49:16

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan

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biglouis Sat 16-Nov-24 09:26:11

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan
She vowed not to marry

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henetha Sat 16-Nov-24 10:45:59

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan
She vowed not to marry
Till she met Barry

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52bright Sat 16-Nov-24 19:23:32

I think I'll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunt Joan
She vowed not to marry
Till she met Barry
Now it's romance by mobile phone

It wouldn't have done in my day

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