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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

GoldenLady Wed 29-Jan-25 15:56:11

This job requires a nice strong man
So I'll send for 'A man in a van',
He'll do what is needed
My wishes heeded
And now I will do what I can.

What if our faces were green?

crazyH Wed 29-Jan-25 16:11:05

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we’ll never be seen

Indigo8 Wed 29-Jan-25 19:04:21

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we'll never be seen
Would blood be green too?

Sadgrandma Wed 29-Jan-25 19:12:30

This job requires a nice strong man
So I'll send for 'A man in a van',
He'll do what is needed
My wishes heeded
With muscles and a good tan

He looks like he goes to the gym

Sadgrandma Wed 29-Jan-25 22:14:39

Sorry Indigo8 didn’t see yours

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we'll never be seen
Would blood be green too?
What about our poo?

GoldenLady Thu 30-Jan-25 14:23:35

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we'll never be seen
Would blood be green too?
What about our poo?
We'd all look like some kind of bean

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch

Sadgrandma Fri 31-Jan-25 07:47:57

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch

Indigo8 Fri 31-Jan-25 09:37:07

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch
He's getting too fat

nanna8 Fri 31-Jan-25 10:06:32

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch
He’s getting too fat
Won’t sit on his mat

VB000 Fri 31-Jan-25 10:58:52

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch
He’s getting too fat
Won’t sit on his mat
As if to say "Well, thanks a bunch!"

Giraffes in the wild like to skate

henetha Fri 31-Jan-25 11:10:03

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's the falling over they hate,

Sadgrandma Fri 31-Jan-25 14:26:59

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's the falling over they hate,
Their legs all akimbo

Indigo8 Fri 31-Jan-25 14:33:34

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's falling over they hate,
Their legs all akimbo
Doing the limbo

GoldenLady Fri 31-Jan-25 15:25:40

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's falling over they hate,
Their legs all akimbo
Doing the limbo
They carry them off in a crate

The kangaroos like to leap

Indigo8 Fri 31-Jan-25 21:05:25

The kangaroos like to leap
But then they all land in a heap

Sadgrandma Fri 31-Jan-25 23:32:24

The kangaroos like to leap
But then they all land in a heap
But some like to box

henetha Sat 01-Feb-25 10:30:46

The kangaroos do like to leap
But then they all land in a heap
But some like to box
With the local fox

GoldenLady Sat 01-Feb-25 14:25:35

The kangaroos do like to leap
But then they all land in a heap
But some like to box
With the local fox
They do all of this in their sleep!

Today it will be Groundhog Day

Indigo8 Sat 01-Feb-25 14:57:26

Today it will be Groundhog Day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say

Sadgrandma Sat 01-Feb-25 15:19:23

Today it will be Groundhog Day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say
If his shadow is seen

Sadgrandma Mon 03-Feb-25 07:25:32

Today it will be Groundhog Day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say
If his shadow is seen
What does that mean?

Indigo8 Mon 03-Feb-25 08:53:05

Today it will be Groundhog day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say
If his shadow is seen
What does it mean?
That winter won't just go away

There's a film starring Bill Murray

VB000 Mon 03-Feb-25 12:29:02

There's a film starring Bill Murray
Repetition's quite a worry

Sadgrandma Mon 03-Feb-25 17:44:46

There's a film starring Bill Murray
Repetition's quite a worry
I’ve seen it again and again

Indigo8 Mon 03-Feb-25 17:52:03

There's a film starring Bill Maurray
Repetition's quite a worry
I've seen it again and again
Last time number ten

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