LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

But what I have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess

But what I have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess
Whether I should confess

But what i have done is illegal
It's truly unbelievable
I really can't guess
Whether I should confess
To stealing my dear son's beagle

I had a good reason you see

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee

I had good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee
I love that small dog

I had good reason you see
He did not repay the vet’s fee
I love that small dog
Though his brain's in a fog

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
So mind took a fog

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
He nearly got snatched by an eagle.

I think that large dogs are better

I had a good reason you see
He did not repay the vet's fee
I love that small dog
Though mind’s in a fog
He nearly got snatched Thursday eve

I think that large dogs are better
‘Specially the stunning Red Setter

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too
Though they're larger than you

I think that large dogs are better
'Specially the stunning Red Setter
Great Danes are great too
Though they're larger than you
Keep distance, and don’t you pet her

Animals , they need our respect

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get
I see kids teasing

Animals,they need our respect
But often that’s not what they get
I see kids teasing
Which I do not find pleasing

Animals they need or respect
But often that's not what the get
I see kids teasing
Which I do not find pleasing
Such kids really need to be checked

Most kids I think have a kind heart

Most kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart

Most kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart
But the one that's next door

Most kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart
But the one that's next door
Behaves like a boor

Most Kids I think have a kind heart
They don't all turn out to be tart
But the one that's next door
Behaves like a boor
They got him calmed down using art

It's good to find hobbies they like

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike
Or learning to dance

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike
Or learning to dance
And not too much romance

It's good to find hobbies they like
Like art or going on a hike
Or learning to dance
And not too much romance
Better to go ride on a bike

Can keep out of trouble that way

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say