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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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GoldenLady Sat 02-Aug-25 15:30:53

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say
But we're idling right now! confused

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52bright Sun 03-Aug-25 19:53:55

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say
But we're idling right now confused
I like it ...and how!

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GoldenLady Mon 04-Aug-25 16:38:43

Can keep out of trouble that way
The Devil tempts idlers, they say
But we're idling right now confused
I like it ...and how!
I should work but I'd much rather play!

The sun is now shining its brightest

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crazyH Mon 04-Aug-25 20:12:34

The sun is now shining its brightest
My ‘whites’ for once, are the whitest

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Aug-25 15:40:05

The sun is now shining its brightest
My ‘whites’ for once, are the whitest
No work to be done?!

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crazyH Fri 08-Aug-25 16:41:46

The sun is now shining its brightest
My ‘whites’ for once, are the whitest
No work to be done?!
Not going for a run?

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Magenta8 Fri 08-Aug-25 20:33:14

I need sun as I'm the lightest

I so need to top up my tan

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GoldenLady Sat 09-Aug-25 15:40:18

I so need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan

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52bright Mon 11-Aug-25 19:20:22

I so need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan
To make me look good

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Magenta8 Mon 11-Aug-25 21:36:29

I need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan
To make look good
I must forgo pud

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52bright Mon 11-Aug-25 22:13:14

I need to top up my tan
Some new summer clothes are my plan
To make me look good
I must forgo pud
But I'm not really sure I can

It's more will power I need for sure

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GoldenLady Tue 12-Aug-25 14:53:58

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure

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BrightandBreezy Tue 12-Aug-25 18:25:15

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure
I'll start tomorrow

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Aug-25 14:54:34

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure
I'll start tomorrow
I've had enough sorrow

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52bright Sat 16-Aug-25 16:16:28

It's more will power I need for sure
To be healthy, slim and pure
I'll start tomorrow
I've had enough sorrow
Eating salad must be my cure

There must be an easier way

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BrightandBreezy Sun 17-Aug-25 02:04:16

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay

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52bright Tue 19-Aug-25 00:15:59

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?

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crazyH Tue 19-Aug-25 01:16:13

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?
Oh no, I wont last

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GoldenLady Tue 19-Aug-25 15:01:59

There must be an easier way
For ideas I'll gladly pay.
You could try a fast?
Oh no, I wont last
To diet I'd better delay.

Why so much talk about food?

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crazyH Tue 19-Aug-25 15:28:13

Why so much talk about food?
Why not , it does make us feel good

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52bright Tue 19-Aug-25 23:52:26

Why so much talk about food?
Why not, It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?

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Magenta8 Wed 20-Aug-25 09:17:38

Why so much talk about food?
Why not? It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?
It goes to your head

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GoldenLady Wed 20-Aug-25 14:28:49

Why so much talk about food?
Why not? It does make us feel good
Talk of wine instead?
It goes to your head
And has good effects on your mood

Do you prefer red or white?

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crazyH Wed 20-Aug-25 15:01:19

Just adjusting syllables

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it’s quite light

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BrightandBreezy Wed 20-Aug-25 19:55:41

Is your preference red or white
Mine is a Pinot, it's quite light
I still prefer gin

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