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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

MollyNew Tue 07-Oct-25 14:31:31

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
So what would we tell them?

52bright Wed 08-Oct-25 22:22:01

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen

GoldenLady Fri 10-Oct-25 14:38:56

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen
Can't wait until election day

There surely will be lots of change

Magenta8 Fri 10-Oct-25 18:58:12

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range

MollyNew Sat 11-Oct-25 17:10:16

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre

Jane71 Sat 11-Oct-25 19:38:51

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre
With ne'er a dissenter

65KL Sat 11-Oct-25 23:25:09

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left,Right and Centre
With never a dissenter
All the same I'm afraid , they strange

Lets all dream of utopia

GoldenLady Sun 12-Oct-25 02:06:39

Lets all dream of utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia

Magenta8 Sun 12-Oct-25 16:55:06

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife

MollyNew Sun 12-Oct-25 17:03:21

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife
A worry-free life

65KL Mon 13-Oct-25 19:06:05

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt an strife
A worry- free life
And we'll be dancing the hula

That dream ended with a big bump

MollyNew Wed 15-Oct-25 11:46:36

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump

crazyH Wed 15-Oct-25 12:16:40

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two

GoldenLady Wed 15-Oct-25 15:09:05

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew

Magenta8 Thu 16-Oct-25 09:34:50

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew
And landed on the rubbish dump

I woke with a jolt and a start

henetha Thu 16-Oct-25 12:09:29

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart

MollyNew Thu 16-Oct-25 17:58:43

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud

65KL Thu 16-Oct-25 18:20:13

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
The dog looked real proud

52bright Thu 16-Oct-25 23:53:52

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
Th dog looked real proud
He thinks he's a really good guard

But he's really soft it is true

Magenta8 Fri 17-Oct-25 08:08:57

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!

Sadgrandma Fri 17-Oct-25 08:11:07

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick

henetha Fri 17-Oct-25 10:59:26

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick

52bright Fri 17-Oct-25 14:42:27

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He'll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick
If startled he'll hide in the loo

He once let a burglar get in

Crocus5 Fri 17-Oct-25 17:49:03

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin

GoldenLady Sat 18-Oct-25 15:15:31

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin
And my watchdog just sat