LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I think he he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser , my Jock

I think he he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser , my Jock
But he'll finally admit

I think he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser, my Jock
But he'll finally admit
That he's been a twit

I think he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser, my Jock
But he'll finally admit
That he's been a twit
And his credit card he will unlock.

This film has a house that is haunted

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night
Causing hideous fright

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night
Causing hideous fright
But continues quite undaunted

Nothing they do can just stop him

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box
Tie him up with his socks

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box
Tie him up with his socks
Just a wee boy gone wrong - poor Jim

He had great crop of ginger hair

He had great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare

He had great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles

He had a great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles
Subjected to heckles

He had a great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles
Subjected to heckles
With no-one he knew who would care

Reminds me of a boy I knew

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad
Understandably he went askew

In the village there lived a grump

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave us the hump

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave us the hump
All he did was complain

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave the hump
All he did was complain
He was a big pain

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave the hump
All he did was complain
He was a big pain
And I heard he's related to Trump.

We should send politicians away

We should send politicians away
listen to what we have to say