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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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65KL Sun 28-Sept-25 16:13:16

I think he he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser , my Jock

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Sept-25 21:45:32

I think he he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser , my Jock
But he'll finally admit

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MollyNew Sun 28-Sept-25 22:52:30

I think he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser, my Jock
But he'll finally admit
That he's been a twit

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Sept-25 02:46:43

I think he will get a great shock
A bit of a miser, my Jock
But he'll finally admit
That he's been a twit
And his credit card he will unlock.

This film has a house that is haunted

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65KL Mon 29-Sept-25 05:01:05

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted

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Magenta8 Mon 29-Sept-25 07:21:24

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Sept-25 16:56:19

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night
Causing hideous fright

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Magenta8 Tue 30-Sept-25 10:43:24

This film has a house that is haunted
By a boy who had been taunted
Who appears each night
Causing hideous fright
But continues quite undaunted

Nothing they do can just stop him

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Sept-25 16:01:16

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him

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65KL Wed 01-Oct-25 01:03:31

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Oct-25 14:59:25

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box
Tie him up with his socks

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65KL Wed 01-Oct-25 21:30:09

Nothing they do can just stop him
They tried off the rooftop to drop him
Trap him in a box
Tie him up with his socks
Just a wee boy gone wrong - poor Jim

He had great crop of ginger hair

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Oct-25 15:02:30

He had great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare

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crazyH Thu 02-Oct-25 15:08:35

He had great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles

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MollyNew Fri 03-Oct-25 13:12:00

He had a great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles
Subjected to heckles

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52bright Fri 03-Oct-25 21:51:07

He had a great crop of ginger hair
Would do anything on a dare
Face full of freckles
Subjected to heckles
With no-one he knew who would care

Reminds me of a boy I knew

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65KL Fri 03-Oct-25 23:35:36

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew

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52bright Fri 03-Oct-25 23:42:51

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad

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Magenta8 Sat 04-Oct-25 09:19:31

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad

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65KL Sat 04-Oct-25 23:43:23

Reminds me of a boy I knew
No one there for him as he grew
It all seems so sad
He was wronged not bad
Understandably he went askew

In the village there lived a grump

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MollyNew Sun 05-Oct-25 16:28:38

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave us the hump

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GoldenLady Sun 05-Oct-25 20:47:46

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave us the hump
All he did was complain

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Magenta8 Mon 06-Oct-25 12:21:51

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave the hump
All he did was complain
He was a big pain

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GoldenLady Mon 06-Oct-25 14:58:31

In the village there lived a grump
Whose moaning gave the hump
All he did was complain
He was a big pain
And I heard he's related to Trump.

We should send politicians away

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65KL Mon 06-Oct-25 18:58:13

We should send politicians away
listen to what we have to say

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