LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Bonfire night will be coming soon
Fireworks will cause a massive boom
Sparklers are fun
While eating a bun
Which explodes all over the room

Autumn holidays are the best

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest,
Avoid airport crowds

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest
Avoid airport crowds
While you fly through the clouds

Autumn holidays are the best
Fly to the sun and have a rest
Avoid airport crowds
While you fly through the clouds
Avoid airports? Surely you jest.

You might try a hot air balloon

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June

You might try a hot air balloon
Before dark, not under the moon

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June / Before dark, not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights

You might try a hot air balloon
Glorious when taken in June / Before dark, not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights
There are all sorts of frights

You might try a hot air balloon
Before dark not under the moon
But I'm scared of heights
There are all sorts of freight
Enjoy , we'll be back on land soon

Tyler took his bike up a hill

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water?

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water
Well was covered in mortar

Tyler took his bike up a hill
To meet a girl whose name was Jill
Did they fetch pails of water
Well was covered in mortal
So rode back to work in the mill

He got paid and went to a dance

He got paid and went to a dance,
Which, by the way, was in France,

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha
She said, "Ooh la la"

He got paid and went to a dance
Which by the way was in France
He did a cha cha cha
She said ''Ooh la la''
''He's just like a knight with a lance''

They fell in love and were married

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child
Who make them both smile

They fell in love and were married
Into their new home she was carried
Along came a child
Who make them both smile
They were calm and never harried

Soon they got bored with each other

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friends brother

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum

Soon they got bore with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum