LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum
She cried out, "Good grief, she's my mother!"

This sounds like a good movie plot

Soon they got bore with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum
She decided to move to another

He was a broke market trader

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated
She ends up in love with a bot.

I'm happy this poem got restored

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife
You're guaranteed not to get bored

Fiction is so entertaining

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold
Without credibility straining

My phone has been acting bizarre

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks
That latest call came from a star!

A star that is light year away

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again
I'm certain I met one last May.

He messages me now and again

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.