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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Nov-25 18:44:30

Soon they got bored with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum
She cried out, "Good grief, she's my mother!"

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Nov-25 18:44:56

This sounds like a good movie plot

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crazyH Mon 10-Nov-25 18:58:42

Soon they got bore with each other
She had eyes for best friend's brother
He fancied her mum
But they were all so glum
She decided to move to another

He was a broke market trader

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Magenta8 Mon 10-Nov-25 20:20:24

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot

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65KL Mon 10-Nov-25 21:56:17

That sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated

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BrightandBreezy Tue 11-Nov-25 00:17:37

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated

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GoldenLady Tue 11-Nov-25 14:52:33

This sounds like a good movie plot
Sex, intrigue, I like it a lot
Will be X rated
Marriages fated
She ends up in love with a bot.

I'm happy this poem got restored

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MollyNew Tue 11-Nov-25 17:44:06

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored

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henetha Wed 12-Nov-25 10:55:49

I'm happy this poem got restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life

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Magenta8 Wed 12-Nov-25 12:05:51

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife

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GoldenLady Wed 12-Nov-25 15:17:26

I'm happy this poem get restored
The characters can't be ignored
They're larger than life
Love affairs are rife
You're guaranteed not to get bored

Fiction is so entertaining

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Magenta8 Wed 12-Nov-25 16:56:44

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining

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MollyNew Wed 12-Nov-25 22:03:54

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told

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65KL Wed 12-Nov-25 22:57:25

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Nov-25 15:48:14

Fiction is so entertaining
When your interest it's maintaining
A story well told
It needs to be bold
Without credibility straining

My phone has been acting bizarre

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BrightandBreezy Thu 13-Nov-25 23:53:27

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar

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Magenta8 Fri 14-Nov-25 07:32:02

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks

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henetha Fri 14-Nov-25 11:39:50

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Nov-25 14:45:14

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks
That latest call came from a star!

A star that is light year away

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65KL Sat 15-Nov-25 20:36:03

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say

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MollyNew Sun 16-Nov-25 12:15:12

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men

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GoldenLady Sun 16-Nov-25 16:08:43

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again

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henetha Mon 17-Nov-25 10:46:58

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again
I'm certain I met one last May.

He messages me now and again

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Magenta8 Mon 17-Nov-25 12:08:49

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane

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MollyNew Mon 17-Nov-25 15:41:20

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.

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