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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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52bright Sun 20-Apr-25 01:35:05

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh

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crazyH Mon 21-Apr-25 12:43:21

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe

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GoldenLady Mon 21-Apr-25 22:40:24

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe
A splash overboard is his fate

The new baby geese are so cute

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crazyH Mon 21-Apr-25 22:56:40

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut

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henetha Tue 22-Apr-25 10:24:20

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,

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crazyH Tue 22-Apr-25 11:39:25

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Apr-25 14:49:53

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
There could be surprises

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crazyH Tue 22-Apr-25 15:30:23

GL - you’re slightly behind - didn’t refresh page ?

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GoldenLady Thu 24-Apr-25 00:03:11

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry
And sometimes they sound like a flute

I always enjoy eating cheese

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henetha Thu 24-Apr-25 10:53:46

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,

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GoldenLady Thu 24-Apr-25 15:32:34

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,
Jarlsburg or Cheddar

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52bright Fri 25-Apr-25 00:41:05

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder

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henetha Fri 25-Apr-25 11:30:41

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder,
And then do just what you please.

I like mine just grilled on some toast,

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Apr-25 16:31:32

I like mine just grilled on some toast,
With ham I like it the most

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52bright Fri 25-Apr-25 20:54:28

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak

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henetha Sat 26-Apr-25 12:27:44

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak,
Served up with some hake,

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52bright Sat 26-Apr-25 15:00:29

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak
Served up with some hake,
Though that really does sound like loads.

I'll never get slimmer that way

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GoldenLady Sat 26-Apr-25 15:26:41

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK

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52bright Sun 27-Apr-25 00:05:58

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true

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crazyH Sun 27-Apr-25 00:43:32

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you

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GoldenLady Sun 27-Apr-25 16:31:40

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you
But you wouldn't want my hair, I would say

My calendar's truly a mess

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52bright Sun 27-Apr-25 23:28:01

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less

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crazyH Sun 27-Apr-25 23:45:00

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me

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GoldenLady Tue 29-Apr-25 15:23:27

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me
Organizing's the key

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Magenta8 Wed 30-Apr-25 10:13:07

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me
Organizing's the key
Then you won't keep having to guess

I am an example to all

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