LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a 'mate'
I'm game for a laugh
If he makes a gaffe
A splash overboard is his fate

The new baby geese are so cute

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,

The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
There could be surprises

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The new baby geese are so cute
The littlest one is a real beaut,
They grow up and fly,
They honk and they cry
And sometimes they sound like a flute

I always enjoy eating cheese

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees,
Jarlsburg or Cheddar

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder

I always enjoy eating cheese,
It's really the greatest bees-knees
Jarlsburg or Cheddar
Put through the shredder,
And then do just what you please.

I like mine just grilled on some toast,

I like mine just grilled on some toast,
With ham I like it the most

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak,
Served up with some hake,

I like mine just grilled on some toast
With ham I like it the most
I like a rare steak
Served up with some hake,
Though that really does sound like loads.

I'll never get slimmer that way

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you

I'll never get slimmer that way
I'm slim enough, that's OK
You're lucky it's true
I wish I were you
But you wouldn't want my hair, I would say

My calendar's truly a mess

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me
Organizing's the key

My calendar's truly a mess
Maybe I should start doing less
Try to be like me
Organizing's the key
Then you won't keep having to guess

I am an example to all