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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

GoldenLady Wed 30-Apr-25 14:35:03

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall

Magenta8 Sun 04-May-25 16:11:56

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground

52bright Sun 04-May-25 21:45:43

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground
In grief I am bound

GoldenLady Mon 05-May-25 01:09:04

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground
In grief I am bound
But the medics will answer my call

They say that I'll be all right

henetha Mon 05-May-25 11:09:36

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,

Magenta8 Mon 05-May-25 14:29:12

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,
But I love to drink

GoldenLady Mon 05-May-25 15:28:55

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,
But I love to drink
Give up beer? I don't think!

52bright Mon 05-May-25 23:29:41

They say that I'll be all right
If I give up beer every night
But I love to drink
Give up beer? I don't think!
I won't do that without a fight!

They say that red wine's good for you

henetha Tue 06-May-25 10:48:19

They say that red wine's good for you,
If you drink one glass, not twenty two,

Magenta8 Tue 06-May-25 11:16:48

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner

52bright Wed 07-May-25 23:04:18

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner
Won't hurt my liver

henetha Thu 08-May-25 10:36:12

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner
Won't hurt my liver
And to have none makes me feel blue.

A toast to war heroes today,

Magenta8 Thu 08-May-25 11:06:48

A toast to war heroes today,
To them, on the eighth day of May

Crocus5 Tue 13-May-25 20:08:31

A toast to war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave

BrightandBreezy Thu 15-May-25 21:31:17

A toast to all war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave
They just didn't cave

henetha Sat 17-May-25 11:15:58

A toast to all war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave
They just didn't cave,
So we can live our lives our way.

I'm going for a walk in the park,

Magenta8 Sat 17-May-25 11:39:00

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark

VB000 Sat 17-May-25 17:24:38

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days

henetha Sun 18-May-25 11:58:58

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,

GoldenLady Sun 18-May-25 15:30:26

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,
What's that? Oh, I made a dog bark.

The moon glimmers ghostly above

BrightandBreezy Sun 18-May-25 19:43:58

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove

henetha Mon 19-May-25 11:00:53

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,

crazyH Mon 19-May-25 14:01:19

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,
There’ll be quite a din

52bright Mon 19-May-25 20:59:06

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove
The whole world would spin
There'll be quite a din
Don't think I'd be brave oh my love

I'd hurry indoors in a fright

Crocus5 Mon 19-May-25 21:12:21

I’d hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight