LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground
In grief I am bound

I am an example to all
Except when I stumble and fall
I lie on the ground
In grief I am bound
But the medics will answer my call

They say that I'll be all right

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,
But I love to drink

They say that I'll be all right,
If I give up beer every night,
But I love to drink
Give up beer? I don't think!

They say that I'll be all right
If I give up beer every night
But I love to drink
Give up beer? I don't think!
I won't do that without a fight!

They say that red wine's good for you

They say that red wine's good for you,
If you drink one glass, not twenty two,

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner
Won't hurt my liver

They say that red wine's good for you
If you drink one glass, not twenty two
Fine wine with dinner
Won't hurt my liver
And to have none makes me feel blue.

A toast to war heroes today,

A toast to war heroes today,
To them, on the eighth day of May

A toast to war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave

A toast to all war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave
They just didn't cave

A toast to all war heroes today
To them on the eighth day of May
They were all so brave
They just didn't cave,
So we can live our lives our way.

I'm going for a walk in the park,

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,

I'm going for a walk in the park,
I may be still there after dark
Though that's late these days,
In this summer haze,
What's that? Oh, I made a dog bark.

The moon glimmers ghostly above

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove,
The whole world would spin,
There’ll be quite a din

The moon glimmers ghostly above
Imagine a ghost gives a shove
The whole world would spin
There'll be quite a din
Don't think I'd be brave oh my love

I'd hurry indoors in a fright

I’d hurry indoors in a fright
And get myself right out of sight